Expecto Patrollum

A spell to ward off the likes of annoying forum trolls who rant incessantly and bother everyone else to the extreme.

CompNerd: This game is awful wah wah cry cry

HumbleForumDude: I thought it was okay.

CompNerd: STFU NOOB MY FORUMS!!!

BraveForumDude: Expecto Patrollum!

Expecto Patrollum by Emblem_CR February 1, 2010

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to expecto patronum it up

Originating from the spell "expecto patronum", as used in the Harry Potter novels. Used by both wizards and witches to fend off Dementors with a white shield of positive energy.

I just thought of something: you and I are part penguin and part llama. However, you can only have one patronus. Which one of us would have which patronus?? Guess we'll have to expecto patronum it up when you get home.

to expecto patronum it up by penguillamango December 16, 2010

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Expecto Patronum

A charm that protects you from dementors

Me: Severus Help Me a dementor is trying to take my soul
Severus: EXPECTO PATRONUM YOU SOUL SUCKING FIEND

Expecto Patronum by Severuslover19 August 28, 2020

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Expecto Patronum (Actual Translation)

1 A spell in Harry Potter that scares away dementors, best used when you have a happy memory in your head
2 Not Joking. Expecto Patronum is a Latin word, and, can you guess what it is? In English it is, "I await a Guardian"

1: Harry: Expecto Patronum!

Ron: Wow, Harry, that was brilliant!
2: Jim: Expecto Patronum!
Latin Dude who knows English: You await a guardian?!(expecto patronum (actual translation))
Jim: WHATT???
Latin Dude: Expecto Patronum...oh harry potter..
Jim: i..await..a..guardian????....

Expecto Patronum (Actual Translation) by doodoodaequann April 8, 2019