Expecto Patrollum

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A spell to ward off the likes of annoying forum trolls who rant incessantly and bother everyone else to the extreme.

CompNerd: This game is awful wah wah cry cry

HumbleForumDude: I thought it was okay.

CompNerd: STFU NOOB MY FORUMS!!!

BraveForumDude: Expecto Patrollum!

Expecto Patrollum by Emblem_CR February 1, 2010

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to expecto patronum it up

Originating from the spell "expecto patronum", as used in the Harry Potter novels. Used by both wizards and witches to fend off Dementors with a white shield of positive energy.

I just thought of something: you and I are part penguin and part llama. However, you can only have one patronus. Which one of us would have which patronus?? Guess we'll have to expecto patronum it up when you get home.

to expecto patronum it up by penguillamango December 16, 2010

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Expecto Patronum

A charm that protects you from dementors

Me: Severus Help Me a dementor is trying to take my soul
Severus: EXPECTO PATRONUM YOU SOUL SUCKING FIEND

Expecto Patronum by Severuslover19 August 28, 2020

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Expecto Patronum (Actual Translation)

1 A spell in Harry Potter that scares away dementors, best used when you have a happy memory in your head
2 Not Joking. Expecto Patronum is a Latin word, and, can you guess what it is? In English it is, "I await a Guardian"

1: Harry: Expecto Patronum!

Ron: Wow, Harry, that was brilliant!
2: Jim: Expecto Patronum!
Latin Dude who knows English: You await a guardian?!(expecto patronum (actual translation))
Jim: WHATT???
Latin Dude: Expecto Patronum...oh harry potter..
Jim: i..await..a..guardian????....

Expecto Patronum (Actual Translation) by doodoodaequann April 8, 2019

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Expecto Patronum

The spell a teenager over used. A simple spell that killed the great Lord Voldemort.

Harry Potter, "Expecto Patronum"

Expecto Patronum by Mrs. Malfoy September 5, 2022

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Expecto patronum

Ejaculating semen onto someone's eyes, thus blinding them with bright white fluid.

"Oh my god, I'm gonna... EXPECTO PATRONUM"
"Ahhh I can't see. Thanks daddy"

Expecto patronum by lemonlicklick November 21, 2021

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expecto patronum

Two meanings; In a polite way it means "Excuse Me." In an impolite way, it means, "GO AWAY"

"Expecto Patronum, can I cut the line?"

expecto patronum by Joey DeLuca February 18, 2005

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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