hawking radiation

Words coming out of somebody's mouth which has no informational content

The consultant talks a good game but all thats coming out of his mouth is hawking radiation

by havocker May 10, 2010

exen

The plural of ex-boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife. You have one ex but many exen

All my shoes came from shopping with the exen

by havocker May 14, 2010

asteroidnomical

when something is so astronomically unlikely you're more likely to be hit by an asteroid than have it happen

Me scoring with Brooklyn Decker? Asteroidnomical

by havocker May 04, 2010

intellect devourer

1) a monster from dungeons and dragons which looked like a brain on four legs
2) someone whose mere presence is like huffing a quart of paint thinner, god forbid you interact with them

1) we were winning the battle until the lich summoned an intellect devourer
2) i'm locked in a four hour meeting with the intellect devourer, i'm going to need a feynman chaser after this

by havocker October 06, 2010

nondroid

A Google Android phone which is not a Motorola Droid

I've had a nondroid for years now.

by havocker May 14, 2010

In-n-Out

One of the bizarre new religions in California, masquerading as a burger chain. Their secrets and mysteries include the "Neapolitan Shake" and the "Animal Style Fries"

I need some In-n-Out right now!

by havocker February 20, 2009

synergeeksmatic

when two pieces of geekdom combine to form something so awesomely geeky its orgasmic. Examples: lego x star-wars, star-wars x transformers, joss whedon's dr horrible as a 8 bit nintendo game

I saw the lego planet express and it was synergeeksmatic!

by havocker June 06, 2010