havocker's definitions

protoblonde

A woman with blonde hair who fits the man's idea of feminine beauty so perfectly they need to clone 3-4 of her for every man on the planet. Examples: Rebecca Romijin, Kristen Bell, Alexis Bledel, Scarlett Johanssen

Look at that protoblonde! We need a million more like her.

by havocker May 24, 2010

hawking radiation

Words coming out of somebody's mouth which has no informational content

The consultant talks a good game but all thats coming out of his mouth is hawking radiation

by havocker May 10, 2010

asteroidnomical

when something is so astronomically unlikely you're more likely to be hit by an asteroid than have it happen

Me scoring with Brooklyn Decker? Asteroidnomical

by havocker May 4, 2010

catanic

of or relating to the game settlers of catan

Is Agricola a Catanic game where you can trade sheep for wood?

by havocker May 8, 2010

nondroid

A Google Android phone which is not a Motorola Droid

I've had a nondroid for years now.

by havocker May 14, 2010

In-n-Out

One of the bizarre new religions in California, masquerading as a burger chain. Their secrets and mysteries include the "Neapolitan Shake" and the "Animal Style Fries"

I need some In-n-Out right now!

by havocker February 20, 2009

synergeeksmatic

when two pieces of geekdom combine to form something so awesomely geeky its orgasmic. Examples: lego x star-wars, star-wars x transformers, joss whedon's dr horrible as a 8 bit nintendo game

I saw the lego planet express and it was synergeeksmatic!

by havocker June 6, 2010