havocker's definitions

intellect devourer

1) a monster from dungeons and dragons which looked like a brain on four legs
2) someone whose mere presence is like huffing a quart of paint thinner, god forbid you interact with them

1) we were winning the battle until the lich summoned an intellect devourer
2) i'm locked in a four hour meeting with the intellect devourer, i'm going to need a feynman chaser after this

by havocker October 6, 2010

jeterette

young ladies, ranging from high schoolers to twentysomethings, who show up at Yankee stadium or when the Yankees are in town. Distinguished by short shorts showing off their legs, blonde manes inpeccably styled, perfect tans, and the '2' on their back

When Jeter comes to town, so do the Jeterettes

by havocker May 3, 2010

asteroidnomical

when something is so astronomically unlikely you're more likely to be hit by an asteroid than have it happen

Me scoring with Brooklyn Decker? Asteroidnomical

by havocker May 4, 2010

catanic

of or relating to the game settlers of catan

Is Agricola a Catanic game where you can trade sheep for wood?

by havocker May 8, 2010

hawking radiation

Words coming out of somebody's mouth which has no informational content

The consultant talks a good game but all thats coming out of his mouth is hawking radiation

by havocker May 10, 2010

exen

The plural of ex-boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife. You have one ex but many exen

All my shoes came from shopping with the exen

by havocker May 14, 2010

nondroid

A Google Android phone which is not a Motorola Droid

I've had a nondroid for years now.

by havocker May 14, 2010