The name of the African American who dominates all epicness in the universe, hiding his amazingness in a guise of a pastifitic man anti-sterotype black man. All those lucky enough to bare this name will dominate all those who's name start with I. Not to mention get all the ladies. Not to be confused with Xavier
Exavion is a no-life deadbeat father. He’s a narcissistic pathological liar and loves to cheat on women. He will lie to you about everything in his life and make him seem like an amazing person but really he has a son who doesn’t even know him because he left him when he was a year old. All he does is go ride his skateboard and claim he’s homeless because he was “kicked out” he wasn’t.
Person 1: “hey dude what happened to your friend?”
Person 2: “ah he decided to go be an exavion.”
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.