exavion

Exavion is a no-life deadbeat father. He’s a narcissistic pathological liar and loves to cheat on women. He will lie to you about everything in his life and make him seem like an amazing person but really he has a son who doesn’t even know him because he left him when he was a year old. All he does is go ride his skateboard and claim he’s homeless because he was “kicked out” he wasn’t.

Person 1: “hey dude what happened to your friend?”
Person 2: “ah he decided to go be an exavion.”