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Exassperated 

The feeling of anguish when you realize you will never again have access to an ex's ass.
"I was so exassperated over breaking up with Susan that I couldn't decide whether to cry or masturbate!"

"Donna felt very exassperated when her relationship with Carl ended, but on the bright side at least her index finger won't smell like shit all the time anymore!"
Exassperated by Yarling Warbler April 8, 2020
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Exasperbated

verb

To irritate or provoke to a high degree through the use of masturbation.
1) Hey man! That's like, your fourth time masturbating today! Get a fucking girlfriend.

2) Dude! Quit jerking it in front of me! Or i am going to be exasperbated with you.
Exasperbated by rogerthewhale November 16, 2011

exasperated lecherous 

a point in time or a long period of months where you were musty and tired.
my exasperated lecherous era was my worst era i had the worst acne and looked tired all the time

exasperated 

A feeling of giving up, worn out, annoyed, etc.
She looked exasperated. "Fine" she said exasperated.
exasperated by Jessica1001 January 28, 2015

Exasperated female 

Hey look It's a Exasperated female, fuck off!
Exasperated female by Exasperated male September 22, 2021

exasperated 

when african kids cant breathe
damn tony, them kids were exasperated
exasperated by mfshlangindat9 February 11, 2021

exasperate

outing all your energy on foreplay so when it comes to the real thing you tired
exasperate by caresforyou2 May 21, 2017
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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