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examination

hell designed by teachers/lecturers et cetera to put students in their place
e.g Prof. Allen just got back at me for skiving his lectures...i just finished his examination,,,FML
by ugoonuoha February 22, 2011
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rectal examination

when a doctor (or anyone) examines your rectum by sticking a (hopefully) gloved finger or two up your ass.
Joe went to his yearly check-up with no clue that he was mere minutes away from losing his anal virginity.
Rectum? It damn near killed him!!!
by Nick D April 3, 2003
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rectal examination

An exploration of the anus, colon and large intestines either digitally(a "finger wave") or by a Sigmoidoscope (the "Silver Stallion") to detect polyps, pre-cancerous lesions or early cancer.
Don't believe the proctologist when he tells you that you'll only experience mild discomfort when they video your colon...it feels like they sent an angry dwarf up your ass with a camcorder strapped to his spiked helmet.
by harry flashman July 17, 2003
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Cross-Examination

When, typically, a man crosses a woman on a street or in a school for example and turns around to take a quick peek or glance at her rear as she continues to walk in the opposite direction.

Guy first sees a girl walking in his direction wearing skin-tights and waits for her to pass before he turns around to check out what he knows will be a view of her booty from behind as she walks. He always waits a few seconds instead of saying anything, he just pervly and shamelessly scopes her ass out without her every knowing.
Girl "Jessica knows she's gonna get 100 cross-examinations wearing those skin-tight jeans today when she goes downtown."
by Captain Krunnch November 16, 2010
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Vibe Examination

An in depth review of one's vibe
Damn bro, you ready for that vibe examination on Thursday?
by matpat4 November 10, 2019
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Oral-testicular psycho cross-examination

When straight men suck each others balls to taste whether or not they can trust each other.

Men have special receptors on their tongues, similar in texture to a cats tongue, which can literally gauge another man's disposition by coarsely licking his balls.
I don't know if i can trust you, we'll have to perform an Oral-testicular psycho cross-examination
by megamogomir October 17, 2010
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rectal examination

when the thai hooker you hired turns out to be a dude
sam was a bright little boy until one day, his aunt shoved a big black dildo in his tight, innocent little christian boy asshole

sam screamed "what are you doing aunt meredith?!"
aunt meredith replied "im giving you a rectal examination"
by ben shapir-no June 12, 2019
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