ex's syndrome

when your ex tends to try and correct all of the things they did wrong During the relationship after it's over.

Guy 1: "Dude, she's perfect. Why did you break up with her?"

Guy 2: "Don't buy into that.. she just has ex's syndrome; she wants to get back together, so she's trying to be everything she wasn't before."

ex's syndrome by TheOtherExGirl April 13, 2011

Ex's Ego 

After someone breaks up with a significant other or gets broken up with by a significant other that was out of their league, they become super cocky and arrogant but most of all narcissistic . They become overly confident in their ability to pick up chicks. You start to see it a little during the relationship but it really flourishes after the relationships demise.

"didn't you used to have a crush on David?"
"yeah, I did but then that girl broke up with him and his Ex's Ego blew up."

Ex's Ego by MildlyConcerned May 21, 2020

Ex's Limmo 

Slang: a garbage truck. So called, because it reminds you of your ex lover, or spouse's stench.
Typically used by flagging personnel.

"I'm sending up my Ex's Limmo!"

"Copy on the Ex's Limmo"

Ex's Limmo by The Naughty Dragon June 30, 2023

Ridin' ex's 

To drive on the farthest right lane of the freeway or through the on and off ramps in order to avoid traffic during rush hour or to seem as if your exiting then get back on freeway to pass halted traffic.

it was so packed on the freeway i was ridin' ex's the whole way home!

Ridin' ex's by illsincebirth September 16, 2009

T(S)EX 

Originating at The University of Texas at Austin, T(S)EX is the act of having sex in a dormitory bed.

They had so much T(S)EX after they officially became boyfriend and girlfriend.

T(S)EX by Garry Mittens December 1, 2009

(s)ex dream 

An extremely awkward form of sex dream where the dream-partner in question is an ex-lover.

Unlike normal sex dreams involving your current partner, or a random friend/acquaintance, (s)ex dreams are disturbing because you KNOW what the sex with that person is like (and so the dream is more realistic), but have valid reasons why you are no longer with them.

General feelings upon waking include: feeling dirty and ashamed, horniness, guilt, nausea and confusion. These feelings are amplified if you found yourself enjoying the experience.

Even more awkward when you are in bed with your current partner and you have a (s)ex dream.

I had a (s)ex dream about my old girlfriend, Claire, but I woke up feeling really guilty because I was in bed with my wife.

(s)ex dream by Kaname May 1, 2010

Ex-Husband's Warden 

the current female that controls your ex-husbands life. Usually stopping him from his responsibilites. ie. children, child support, bills, alimony. Also likes to point out how "greedy" you are for wanting him to help support his children. She would much rather use his money on her 8 kids by 8 different men. Most of the time the "warden" has control issues & no education.

Nicki can't go out this weekend because Leroy's "warden" won't allow him to see his kids for court ordered visitation. Damn the ex-husband's warden.

Ex-Husband's Warden by Brown Eyed Princess June 29, 2009