Ewell 

Really nice large village just outside London in the north of Surrey. It's a mile from Epsom and two miles from Cheam, with which it shares the vast and beautiful Nonsuch Park. It is very picturesque with some buildings dating back centuries, lovely old churches and a small village centre park called Bourne Hall park which also features a library and a large and very pretty pond complete with a fountain. Ewell is also home to the excellent Ewell Castle School.

When in Ewell it's pleasant to visit Bourne Hall to get some books from the library and then have a picnic in Bourne Hall Park overlooking the pond.

Ewell by .l April 29, 2014

Ewell castle

A place where sluts and druggies go to slag each other off. all the geeks have acne

Ewww that Ewell castle neek has acne.

They all do

Ewell castle by hello_dont_call_me January 30, 2019

Ewell castle

A shitty ass school where ugly boys live. And the girls just smell like alcoholic perfume. It's full of people that cant be asked to do anything in life. Every sports teacher fucks each other. Everyone who graduates from ewell castle becomes a stripper.

Everyone has either ache or is ugly af.

Did u hear about that pedo teacher that teaches at ewell castle.

Ewell castle by Fuck this shit I'm out October 11, 2019

Ewell Castle

A place that is just full of special people who have rich parents and can't be arsed to do anything with their useless lives. One of the DT teachers got caught recommending a student to masturbate at a previous school and still got hired, one of the old teachers took pictures of boys in the changing rooms and wanked off to them. One of the PE staff fucked a chemistry teachers wife, so the chem teacher left her and fucked the DT teacher before they both left and went to St. Johns. (some guy got blown in a classroom there btw)

All ECS females wear really shit perfumes that reek out the hallways, all the boys have the most shit mullets of all time.

Ewell Castle? It's a shithole.

Ewell Castle by EwellShithole May 21, 2024

Bob Ewell 

White trash that accused an innocent black man of raping his daughter in classic book To Kill a Mockingbird. Full name is Robert E. Lee Ewell.

That house is so run down you'd think Bob Ewell lived in it.

Bob Ewell by honro April 11, 2017

Mayella Ewell Syndrome

When White women misuse their power, specifically making false accusations.

Karen has the Mayella Ewell Syndrome because she accused Jerome of sexually assaulting her when he has erectile dysfunction.

Mayella Ewell Syndrome by Malika Davis August 15, 2023

Emelly 

Emelly is an amazing person. She can joke a lot but also can be very serious. You can relate to her in so many ways. An Emelly is extremely unique. (As you can tell by the way her name is spelled.) She can be clumsy but can make you laugh. She is energetic and very humorous. She will always be there for you and is the best friend you can ever as for.

She does fall for someone until she has gotten to know them. She is usually tall and very beautiful and has long curly, brownish black hair, and big brown eyes. An Emelly deserves someone amazing in her life. If she has fallen for you, you are immensely lucky. She is capable of causing you pain but also capable of giving you great happiness. Do not take her for granted because she is one of a kind.

Person 1- who's that? She seems so lively!

Person 2- that's Emelly, my best friend.

Emelly by Singingxmelody August 9, 2012