everything bagel

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A Jew who believes in the oneness of the world's religions.

David is an everything bagel: He was born a Jew but he also honors Jesus, Buddha, Mohammed, Zoroaster, Confucius, Krishna, Mahavira, and the like.

everything bagel by Ae5Ea8 April 29, 2015

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everything bagel

1. A bagel with everything on it
2. Name given to someone you really think is being silly

Ted: I gave the cat to much oatmeal, and he choked to death.
Mike: Oh, you're an everything bagel

everything bagel by Wesker! January 4, 2008

everything bagel

Someone who is of mixed race, including part Jewish.

Juan's mother is 1/4 Mexican, 1/4 Black, 1/4 Irish and 1/4 French. His father is Jewish. He's an everything bagel!

everything bagel by NoGimmicks May 17, 2014

Everything Bagel

When one jizzes on the butthole and seasons it with fresh tears, a snot rocket and a lougie.

We had a wild night that ended with an everything bagel in the morning

Everything Bagel by CozyRoyale April 15, 2022

almost everything bagel

When your “everything” bagel has barely any of the “everything” on it.

Look at this almost everything bagel. There is nothing on it!

almost everything bagel by T, C February 24, 2019

czechoslovakian everything bagel

A sexual act which involves one party hammering gravel into the other's booty cheeks(creating the, "everything," part of the bagel.) Following this, asshole will be filled with cream cheese, creating an everything bagel.
Next, the individual will have anal sex with the other, adding semen to the everything bagel. After this, the cream cheese and semen will be eaten along with the actual flesh of the ass.

"Dude did you hear that Charlie gave Brennon a Czechoslovakian Everything Bagel last night?"

"I did, totally brutal dude."

czechoslovakian everything bagel by drinking24ozofwaterrn June 21, 2024

bagel with everything

Street prostitutes and hookers often use codes to describe sex acts to avoid legal problems.

A bagel with everything is going to cost you a bunch. The bagel means straight sex, the cream cheese means oral, and the hole in the bagel means anal sex with her John.

"Everything" means any other kind of pleasure you want beyond the straight, oral, and anal.

This term was coined by a hooker on the road between Detroit and Chigago, and approved by her Evil pimp. ʱʱ๛ forever.

Hey, Evil, I belong to you, so I brought you a bagel with everything.

bagel with everything by damagedalicious September 1, 2014

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026