A play on the infamous Trader Joe’s seasoning, that indicates that one’s sexual encounter included all bases/acts EXCEPT for sexual intercourse.
“Hey, Helen! How far did you go with Chuck?”
“We did everything-but-the-bagel, because I vowed to save myself for marriage”
“We did everything-but-the-bagel, because I vowed to save myself for marriage”
by MichiganGirl67 March 22, 2026
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