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evasive maneuver 

Action taken by a person who spys another person approaching whom he would like to avoid.

Evasive maneuvers include:

1. Ducking down an aisle or into a cubicle to avoid the person.

2. Turning around mid-stride and walking away from the person before he spys you.

3. Making up an elaborate (yet plausible) excuse to get away from the person, i. e. "I really want to chat, but I am late picking up my kids from daycare. It was good seeing you!"

4. Pretending to be engaged in some important act (i.e. a telephone call) so the person is forced to leave your presence.
Upon seeing the office gossip approach, the clerk begins the evasive maneuver of grabbing a stack of folders and heading toward the file room.
evasive maneuver by Loxi July 17, 2009

evasive mumbling 

Mumbling the answer to a question in hopes that the questioner won't hear or understand an answer that may get you in trouble.
When mom asks about that broken plate, you better answer with some evasive mumbling.
evasive mumbling by Fat Atheist February 1, 2010
Word of the Day on February 2, 2010

Evasive Shoulders

This is the common term for people when turning around a wall into a hallway or room, need to turn their ordinary shoulders into 'Evasive Shoulders' by turning their shoulders inward to avoid hitting another person.
Jeff: "Wow, this mall is packed!"

Bobby: "Yeah, you'll really need have Evasive Shoulders today!"

Jeff: "Fo sho!"
Evasive Shoulders by JKTehAzn March 29, 2009

evasive potato 

a rare canadian that spends most of his time on his ccomputer
hey you see hear that evasive potato last night on overwatch
evasive potato by linkmaster225 April 18, 2018

Evasive Luizz 

Evasive Luizz is the best no slomo trickshotter.
When he gets no slomo say “ Evasive Luizz is the best no slomo trickshotter”.
Evasive Luizz by Clizics April 13, 2021

Evasive Womaneuvers

Evasive Womaneuvers is wordplay on Evasive Maneuvers and refers to women in the process of telling a white lie.
My wife was off on Evasive Womaneuvers when she told me one of her little white lies.
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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