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A man who wishes to be a plant
"I wish I was a plant since I have Evanisem"
Evanisem by A Friend of a Evan November 21, 2019
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Evansh is a sanskrit word and it litterally translates to 'THE GOD OF GRACIOUS'. It is usually used as a name for boys ,but it can also be found in some of ancient songs and slogans.
evansh by hellcondemme April 24, 2021
Ebanish, or the ultimate form of banishment. The term derives from a group of young philosophers searching for a word that epitomized the full severity of being banished. In order for a successful Ebanishment, one must thrust their arm out and spiral their fingers while shouting "Ebanish!" The act is so powerful, the receiver has no choice but to bow down in fear.
"You have committed an act that is shunned upon in our eyes."
"Thou art Ebanished."
Ebanish by Philosopher707 June 14, 2008
being evan, this is correct (above)
but it is not complete.
the correct definition is:
evanism - 1. a word used to describe a complicated idea with a simple set of logical steps. 2. also a complicated solution to a complicated problem, thus solving or fixing the problem while not actaully making it any easier to function. 3. lastly a complicated idea that solves an impossible problem (i.e. making a network of wormholes by collapsing a whole load of stars)with an incredibly overcomplicated well thought out order of complicated funcutions.
1. the duct tape net to a. go in the balloon collection net, b. to open and block the air, c. to pull out balloons.
2. this definition, evanism is a complicated idea and this is a complicated definition to describe the gravity of what is evan.
3. a wormhole network by collapsing stars and using their gravitational feilds to bend space-time in an attempt to make a dense enough enviroment for timetravel to happen in which case you travel back in time to an other location at the rate you are traveling forward thus time for you and all observers is slow even though you have traveled many light years. thus it really taking only seconds to get to the other side to the universe
evanism by evan kassof July 20, 2004

evanisha 

The girl that every boy wants but can't have she is very active,funny,and cute she will listen to what u gotta say if she cares she is the friend that every one is lucky to have
Oooo evanisha the girl that's in everything
evanisha by Q2dd January 7, 2017
Close to even. A figure of speach.
Do these Christmas Ornaments look evenish?
evenish by Slikyrik November 28, 2013
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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