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Europiss 

A term denoting beer which (a) is brewed in Europe and (b) resembles urine in taste. Such beer is in fact brewed to appeal to American tastes, and rarely drunk in Europe.

Any use of this term betrays the speaker's xenophobia and/or utter lack of knowledge of beer, as it is common knowledge that the Americans are responsible for many of the worst crimes against beer in human history. The idea of Americans trashing European beer as a whole is therefore a joke to American and European beer connisseurs alike.
Clueless American: *spits out drink violently* What the hell is this? Fucking europiss.
Bartender: Uh, that's Budweiser, sir.
Europiss by arec_barrwin November 19, 2011
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Ectopussy 

Not a squitter but a slimer. **insert shocked face here** I feel the same way
holy shit, that girl from last night had an ectopussy and slimed me from head to toe; my clothes are ruined!
Ectopussy by Boston Redneck July 22, 2016

Europiss 

n: skunky beer that comes from Europe. may include Beck's, Heineken, and as of late.. Budweiser.
I drink Sam Adams, not that @#$%ing Europiss!
Europiss by Son of Bill Brasky August 13, 2008