A term denoting beer which (a) is brewed in Europe and (b) resembles urine in taste. Such beer is in fact brewed to appeal to American tastes, and rarely drunk in Europe.
Any use of this term betrays the speaker's xenophobia and/or utter lack of knowledge of beer, as it is common knowledge that the Americans are responsible for many of the worst crimes against beer in human history. The idea of Americans trashing European beer as a whole is therefore a joke to American and European beer connisseurs alike.
Clueless American: *spits out drink violently* What the hell is this? Fucking europiss.
Bartender: Uh, that's Budweiser, sir.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'