Eurocel

A stuck up entitled European that cannot help but preach to others how they are superior for living in Europe. Having "free" Healthcare and tiny houses with bike paths. Ready to claim their moral and intellectual high ground by using "empirical" evidence to show how their country has more freedom and equal rights than a non European country. Also inclined to prove their geographical knowledge over others whom grow up in different parts of the world and shaming them for not knowing where every major city lies in Europe. Meanwhile being too ignorant to understand the fact that their cities aren't close to the importance of others around the globe and bear almost no significance to foreigners' lives thus not being referenced or taught about much outside Europe.

"I sure do love ~40% of my income going to the government! Its so much better to have over a third of my paycheck cut so I can be put on a month(s) long waiting list if I even encounter any health issues! I absolutely adore living in a small house and having to ride bikes everywhere! Its so much better to live here because these are things that I personally value and I must whine and put it in foreigners' faces that my country is better and our way of living is superior to theirs!!! Stupid Americans they cannot even point out Hamburg in a map of Europe if they tried!!" - Proud Eurocel (cannot point out San Antonio on a map of the U.S. despite the country being almost the same size as all of Europe and the city being about the same size and of the same significance as Hamburg)

by TheNwordOfficial August 5, 2022

Eurocentric

Systems of philosophy and historical revisionism to downplay the culture, innovation and intelligence of darker persons.

As a eurocentric, I have never read a time in history of any West African high technological civilizations.

by thescientist100 November 5, 2011

Eurocal

The white, oval stickers people put on their bumpers to brag about the European countries they've visited. These stickers usually contain a combination of either 1, 2 or 3 letters that correspond to specific countries (e.g. GB = England, I = Italy). 'Eurocal' is a portmanteau (Europe + decal).

Did you see that guy with the 'GB' eurocal on his car? I bet he's never even been to England. What a douche.

by Sloth Of Celerity January 27, 2011

eurocentrism

Eurocentrism is the practice of viewing the world from a European perspective and with an implied belief, either consciously or subconsciously, in the preeminence of European culture.

Definition taken from Wikipedia.

Man, why don't they talk about all the scientific advancements that other cultures contributed to modern civilization too? There's Eurocentrism for you.

by HosnyOut November 25, 2015

eurocentrism

When you eliminate or omit the perspective and/or contributions (good or bad) of a group of people, usually people of color.

The show "Friends" and "Cheers" have eurocentrism themes, how many people of color did you see on these shows?

Can you say you live in a world in which you don't have any contact with someone of color? Few, if any can.

by BigDaddy64 November 10, 2006

Eurocloptic Center

The part of bread that is not crust. The center of a loaf of bread.

Can also be called (the) Euroclop.

"The eurocloptic center of this bread contains more seeds than the crust."
"I'd love a good loaf of bread with more euroclop than crust please."

by racopaco May 12, 2016

Eurocaliphate

The composite population of European countries who all have in common the desire to live vicariously through Islamic Fundamentalist Jew hate since the Nazis didn’t succeed in fulfilling their desire to wipe the Jews off the face of the earth. The Latinocaliphate and Australiocaliphate are similarly derived.

How can you live in a Eurocaliphate? European Jews would be much better off moving to Israel and starting fresh where they have the freedom to defend themselves! Get out before they Free their Penistines and blow a hot sticky load of Akbar in your ass!

by Lost in SHitlerland November 28, 2025