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es·ric
verb
1. The act of losing one's wristwatch while fisting their boyfriend.

2. Sphincter rot.

Greek esrikos, from esreeq, comparative of es, within. See en in Indo-European Roots. Derivative of Esreeq, Greek God of Rectal flaking.
"An esric is a steep price to pay for a Danza slap"

or

"Chris realized that the smell came not from the garbage can, but from the case of esric he had acquired."
esric by Dr. Plimpton Nutbutter March 8, 2004
Words you can keep
A mistake often made by a n00b
Someone who thinks they're l337 but are often times wrong.
Pulling an Esric.
Dude Your such an Esric.
Esric by Mr Blonde March 2, 2004
Related Words
Esric Esrick eric Erica Eric Cartman Enrico Eric Clapton Edric enric edrich
Land dwelling Mammal with exceptional skills in computers, yet tries to excel in other areas suh as the game commonly played in Europe known as pool.

Attempts to display knowledge of car audio and video, as well as an array of other skills commended by adolescent human society.

Ability to be extremely compatible with the opposite sex, but chooses to exploit them for their "assets" such as their Milkshake
Is that esric with ANOTHER girl? man he's such a womanizer. he needs to just find a nice girl and stick with her.

Jesus, esric thinks he knows everything but he doesn't. he needs to stop trying to impress me because i couldnt care less.
Esric by Weechope March 3, 2004
One of a series of low-level humanoids with erratic communication skills and a perceived lack of linear thought, commonly found in slums and places near a billiards table. Unable to express itself sexually, the average Esric will instead prefer to "use" a female, though it will continually envision a male partner during its oft-brief intercourse, resulting in impotence during the act.
Man, don't be so harsh on me. At least I'm not Esric!
Esric by Irish March 4, 2004
He is the most nicest person ever but he still has standards and boundaries but when it comes to meeting new people he is not afraid of introducing himself to you but when it comes to focusing on a task he hates being distracted by other people's foolishness and when it comes to realationships he breaks his boundaries. He doesn't like being told what to do and how to do and he is terrifying when he gets angry but when he admits that he is wrong he will appoligize he is really great at ignoring unnecessary people that are annoying and get on his nerves and he is really good at being independent and loves being scientific, loves music a lot, and he can be an artsy too and he is the most honest and caring person ever you would ever meet
Everyone needs an Esric in their life
Esric by Wizque March 8, 2019

Cory and Eric 

They are dating
Eric: Are Cory and Eric dating?
Cory: Yes Cory and Eric are dating.
Cory and Eric by Wiggles69Piss July 11, 2022

Eric Rowelled

When someone gets Eric Rowelled, they are stabbed in the back, only after this individual has had time to prepare his or her get away. They usually surround themselves with other backstabbers and finger pointers so they feel their actions are justified.
Now that they are friends, I wonder if anyone else will get Eric Rowelled?
Eric Rowelled by My logic June 18, 2010
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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