Escarrega

The best Mexicans. Especially if their names are Arthur, Karissa, Joseph, David, or Angelo

Man 1: Man did you meet the Escarrega's down the block that kid David is hella cool.
Man 2: No I haven't had the chance but I will now.

Escarrega by TheLastMehican January 29, 2018

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Escargatoire

A snail hostelry; being a place where snails can snuggle up to each other and relax without fear of being trodden on with the hobnail boots of a passing deity, rather like as with mankind with his relation to a country inn on coming back from a hard day’s labour.

If a thoughtless snail can have faith in where it is going when it crosses the road to get to its escargatoire, why then cannot a man, who is much smarter, cross the street without going in fear of his life? Is it because he thinks he lives in fear, or that he does not think like a snail?

Escargatoire by Zamboozee March 5, 2011