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Escargatoire 

A snail hostelry; being a place where snails can snuggle up to each other and relax without fear of being trodden on with the hobnail boots of a passing deity, rather like as with mankind with his relation to a country inn on coming back from a hard day’s labour.
If a thoughtless snail can have faith in where it is going when it crosses the road to get to its escargatoire, why then cannot a man, who is much smarter, cross the street without going in fear of his life? Is it because he thinks he lives in fear, or that he does not think like a snail?
Escargatoire by Zamboozee March 5, 2011
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Escarrega 

The best Mexicans. Especially if their names are Arthur, Karissa, Joseph, David, or Angelo
Man 1: Man did you meet the Escarrega's down the block that kid David is hella cool.
Man 2: No I haven't had the chance but I will now.
Escarrega by TheLastMehican January 29, 2018
a exotic expression derived from WWE Diva Torrie Wilson when being interviewed in the WWE Divas South of the Boarder.
shai: bwisit yang litang yan! Parang hayop!
kev: Wait...e-escaratin ko yang dalawang yan!
escarat by +_+ May 20, 2008
An escarria is when you fuck a girl really hard in the school bathroom and you crack her front teeth and bash her face in the wall.
Yo!!! Dirty gave me the escarria yesturday!
escarria by Mustyyyyveeerrr April 9, 2017

esparrachao 

Pronounced (eh-parr-a-chao)
1. Like aplastao, but with a more juicy meaning.
Pisaste ahí sin darte cuenta que habían hormigas. ¡Las esparrachaste todas!
You stepped there without realizing the ants. You squashed them all!

La uva está esparracha' en el concreto.
The grape is esparrachao on the cocnrete.
esparrachao by J.D. Andrade October 3, 2007

Escardadente 

Escardadente by sxy b|tch August 13, 2003