ezApologist

e-zee-ah-pol-o-jist

n. A person who continues to support a company despite their losing the person's data and hanging on to funds not yet spent, to the extent in some cases of producing ribbons with the company's logo. See also Stockholm Syndrome

"We're all victims, not just the customers. I'd just like to thank them for the wonderful job they're doing at this time."

by Captain Blue July 20, 2005

ezApologist

(n) One who continues to stick up for someone or something despite the victim having been shafted by them. See also Stockholm Syndrome

I get so annoyed by that ezApologist saying what a great job ezBoard is doing when they're doing nothing at all!

by Captain Blue August 8, 2005

Escapologist

Noun. (pronounced: es'cap·ol'o·gist). One who seeks to escape the imaginary manacles of modern life: work, debt, government, leisure industries, status and anxiety.

Derived from the stage magic of Escapology. Used metaphorically.

Coined by the satirical publication, New Escapologist.

"He is an Escapologist"
"She is an Escapologist"

by flappedjack September 4, 2009

earpologist

One who studies the world of Wynonna Earp and the Earpers. One who studies earpology.

You really examine things surrounding the show Wynonna Earp like a real earpologist.

by earper October 21, 2021

Zapologist

Zapologist (noun): A term coined by ZirafaMedia to describe individuals or groups who act as apologists or provocateurs in defense of Israel, often minimizing or deflecting criticism related to its policies or actions. The term derives from the combination of Zionist Apologist, blending the two words to form a cohesive and precise descriptor.

“Whenever someone raises concerns about human rights in the region, an Zapologist appears to reframe the discussion entirely.”

by Fr339alest1ne December 16, 2024