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Very subtle short form of “your mom”/“your mother”, originally part of a knock-knock joke. Similar to “Joe”/“joe Mama”, the casualty does not have any idea that they could be spoofed (unless they know the joke, of course).
Knock-knock!”
“Who’s there?”
“Ermo”
“Ermo who?”
“Er mom!”

“Bro, I had an amazing night out with Ermo yesterday!”
“Nice! But who’s Ermo?”
“Er mom!”
Ermo by O Rei December 16, 2022
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zander ermold

Slow super stud birthday boy that goes to governor mifflin. He runs cross country and is very slow and a super stud birthday boy.
Man youre a slow super stud birthday boy zander ermold!
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Ermonie is an girl with a good looking body , has abs, got some cake, and everbody wants her , but she only want that one boy she can settle with and love until death. She has an amazing personaility and everbody is secretly jealous of her and wants to be like her. She can get anybody she want but she want an loyal , trustworthy , and freaky boy that isn't gonna break her heart. She is funny asf, and will brighten your day.
Look at ermonie go

Ermonie your butt getting fater
Ermonie is your bf putting that work in from behind
Ermonie by issa_tayylor April 16, 2017
sex without pleasure, in other words fucking a sumo-wrestler or not having fun when having sex
Bob was ermosa-ing when he was fudging that asian chick.
ermosa by MATTHEW THE PIMP November 14, 2004

ermotherfuck 

the word for a woman who was fucked by a motherfucker
some motherfucker fucked me last night, I'm an ermotherfuck now
ermotherfuck by hundredpercenthuman December 16, 2021
Wen you have sex with a 500 pound aisan
ermosa by Garen November 14, 2004
A mispelling of emo. Adding the 'r' and over exaggerating the 'oooo' adds a comical hint to the sterotype of a emo. It then becomes a joint word of emo and a cow which is comical in itself and not the least bit meant to cause offence to a "emo" or a "cow" =]
*person with large hangover lays across mates bed writing lyrics on her arm because she cant afford and hasn't got any paper*
*friend walks over and starts to write emo across arm but hungover aswell mispells it as ermoo*
*friends collapse in giggles for a long time*
ermoo by Nicola EB December 14, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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