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Emosondandypantsland 

Emosondandypantsland in itself is a horrible place that most smart, wise human beings do not dare stepfoot on. Just the smell of the place could give David Hasslehoff chills. The people who live in the small town just are odd looking. They have many different colors of hair, may have odd body parts peirced, and could possibly be on drugs. i lost the game. Emosondandypantsland is a place where no child should live. We spoke with a former resident about the town.

There's microphones in the toilets. I just saved money on my car insurance by switching to Geiko. I eat platypus urine.

That should be self explanitory. Emosondandypantsland is a place that should be feared by people and guinea pigs of all ages.

Random fun facts;
Town flag colors: Black & blue
Town bird: Dead pidgeon
Town flower: Dandians
Town motto: Pass it over here....
I went to Emosondandypantsland for one day and came back with 17 STDS.

Ermoon Tserendorj 

Isn’t Ermoon Tserendorj the finest man in the world?

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012