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Eric the Midget Paradox 

Noun: A phenomenon attributed to living things, usually persons, who suffer afflictions that would normally elicit sympathy and compassion, but as a consequence of repellent behavior instead attract denigration and/or hostility.

Derived from Eric the Midget of the Howard Stern Show.
"I just saw a blind guy beating his dog with his cane! He was a classic exemplar of the Eric the Midget Paradox!"

Eric the Midget 

Eric Lynch (born March 11, 1975), better known as Eric the Midget, is a frequent caller of the Howard Stern Radio Show and a reluctant member of "The Wack Pack."

Eric suffers from Ehlers-Danlos syndrome, a disease of the connective tissue. He says that he has outlived every doctor's predictions. He is 3' 5" tall and weighs 85 pounds and uses a motorized wheelchair to get around.
Eric the Midget wants to fly with balloons!
Eric the Midget by J-Bell June 29, 2006

Eric the Red 

The famous Viking explorer credited with the discovery and settlement of Greenland. 935-1001 AD

Eric Thorvaldsson was born in Jeoderen, Norway and settled in Iceland with his family. He then became a Norse Chieftain. He was well know for his volitile temperament which earned him the nickname of "Eric the Red" and he ended up being exiled from Iceland for three years for murder. He and his wife, Thorhild, had four children, Freydis, Leif, Thorvald, and Thorsteinn. During his banishment, Eric the red decided to sail west, and he found a huge island; he named the island Greenland in order to make it sound pleasant and to encourage settlers to come there, which they did.
Eric the Red is the father of Leif Eriksson who went on to become one of the first Europeans to sail to North America.
Eric the Red by OneBadAsp November 3, 2006

The Eric Pegram 

When someone lets the air out of your tires and urinates on the door handles of your vehicle out of revenge.
Scott: Man, when you showed that picture of Balco's masterpiece duce before that guy was about to eat, I think he got pissed and left.
Bryan: And I drove, hopefully he doesn't give my vehicle The Eric Pegram.
The Eric Pegram by B Davis March 7, 2008

ERIC THE SHEEP 

Eric the sheep is the leader of the sheep

He can duplicate himself and can fill a room with sheep In seconds

He the the enemy of The Sticky Note God
Eric the Sheep gnawed on the arm of the sticky note summon
ERIC THE SHEEP by L124 February 13, 2023

eric the great 

the most fucking awesome person in the world. he is a ball buster and will rip on the orlando's like crazy. he is a funny person and he is awesome. he has a tendency to say "trueeeeeeee" and burst out into the lion king thing. otherwise known as "ETG," "eric the mother fucking great" and "black peoples"
laura-did you see eric the great last night? he stole your girl!
sully-nah yo, hes the fucking man
laura-yeah well eric the great is fucking awesome
sully-gotta love the black peoples
eric the great by laura 2.0 March 26, 2008