Ergonomacy 

The act to be or to have or to be of spiritual realm in terms of ergonomics.

John: What's the ergonomacy rate of that restaurant?
James: I don't fucking know, check it on ergonomacy.co.uk

Ergonomacy by Steven "Even Can" Bannell May 21, 2022

Ergonomic Nipples

A set of perfect female breasts that are always in the pointy upright position. The right size, pert and always at attention. Ergonomic nipples are perfect for nuzzling suckling.

I’m sucked on her ergonomic nipples last night for over an hour and my neck didn’t hurt.

Her ergonomic nipples were winking at me in the break room today.

She let me and the bro’s take turns on her ergonomic nipples.

Ergonomic Nipples by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020

Ergonomics 

Ergonomics is a design method that utilizes human factors psychology whereby each factor that affects human well-being is considered in the design process of a tool, object, space or system. the person is assessed as an individual and there is no blanket-sweep approach, the system fits to accommodate the individuals and not the other way around. with ergonomics we no longer have to 'fit in' and conform but are free to be ourselves with a system that supports and strengthens both individuals and groups as a whole. Ergonomics seeks to decrease unhealthy stress of the body and mind to reduce injury, improve their life and strengthen organizations. Ergonomics is an efficient scientific tool that enables independent and equal access to buildings and services. there is a powerful economic argument that improved well-being equals improved productivity and that slave labor and poor living conditions are unsustainable and in the long run, simply bad for business. therefore putting human well-being at the core to our systems is more profitable than chasing profit; the irony. Additionally by putting well-being at the core of our world, sustainability would be an inevitable byproduct. Ergonomics is an ideologically neutral and pragmatic tool.

"Ergonomics" Most people think of left-handed scissors, office chairs or braille keypads when they think about ergonomics but it is all encompassing and can be applied just as easily to computer interfaces, architecture, urban spaces, organizations, systems and services. An ergonomic system has both efficiency and empathy.

"my shoes are designed to mold to the individual contours of my feet to support my spine and core strength, they're well ergonomic"

Ergonomics by Zee Heur August 19, 2013

un-ergonomic-ness 

1) To not be the very nature of ergonomic. The opposite of ergonomic.
2) A made up word by Digo Raccoon upon the discovery of those 8-bit nintendo controllers and how he used to play on those things and not get sore from them.

My hands are sore from the un-ergonomic-ness of those controllers.

un-ergonomic-ness by Stragus Magus July 29, 2003

Ergonomical

Yeah, it's a fucking word.

Fornicating under consent of the king is very ergonomical.

Ergonomical by A Valid Dictionary August 29, 2021

ergonomics 

To make the man fit into the box instead of the box fitting round the man.

to put people in cubicles and force them to be creative instead of putting them in a creative environment and letting it happen

ergonomics by Craven September 26, 2004

ergonomic keyboard 

keyboard with "thoughtfully" spaced tites for freek, mutants, poo drinking crap people who perhaps drive daihatsu Terios's and complain about being old. Really they are just another sub group of a closet hipster. A hipster so ingrown they pretend they are better then hipsters by buying a "new" keyboard with a design strongly rooted in the shity 80's

HEY! Check out this cray new ergonomic keyboard I bought from K-Mart / Tandy / Electro Barn / JB / Grace Brothers.
"WOW! its like all bent and shit!!"
"Its totally space age"
"Do you think my hand looks big on this?"

ergonomic keyboard by Jackmebones May 8, 2012