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An ancient Greek atheist philosopher. Founded Epicureanism, one of the most popular schools of Hellenistic Philosophy.
"God either wants to eliminate bad things and cannot, or can but does not want to, or neither wishes to nor can, or both wants to and can. If he wants to and cannot, he is weak -- and this does not apply to god. If he can but does not want to, then he is spiteful -- which is equally foreign to god's nature. If he neither wants to nor can, he is both weak and spiteful and so not a god. If he wants to and can, which is the only thing fitting for a god, where then do bad things come from? Or why does he not eliminate them?"--Epicurus
Epicurus by Longevus May 2, 2006
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emosaurus 

The Emosaurus is a large orange dinosaur, with razor sharp metallic teeth. The Emosaurus spends its time roaming the world looking for Emo kids to eat for breakfast.

With its keen sense of smell, and ultra-sensitive Emo-detection hearing, It is quickly attracted to the smell of slitted wrists, and the sound of Simple Plan music.

The best way to avoid the Emosaurus is too stop living in the "Black Abyss." If you enjoy simple plan music, keep it low so that the Emosaurus understands you are not trying to make everyone else suffer.
-The Emosaurus ate the Emo kid for breakfast
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-Go play with the Emosaur
emosaurus by ExoByte July 13, 2006

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a wild beppis, beppo, beppis
Look, there goes a bepisaurus rex.
Bepisaurus by bepodustydepot September 26, 2018

emosaurus 

A large emo. cries alot, looks really funny when surrounded by smaller eemlettes, who run about its feet wailing and trying to die.
"dude, look at the size of that emosaurus! maybe we should find another group to roll"
"Na dude, just go for the ankles, itl be sweet."
*Emosaurus makes sad, lonely chewbacca noise*
emosaurus by Psyberdyne Systems August 20, 2008

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some one who is so emo that they r almost cool yet extremely gay
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emosaurus by TweAk March 20, 2005
A form of middle aged shrew.
At a certain point in the life of a shrew it will begin to harbour a deep resentment for all things human and/or feline. At this moment a transformation will occur, the shrew will grow wings and become an Epicurean being.
Epicurus likes to wear womens underwear.
epicurus by Bovine Fool #12393 September 29, 2003