Epilrectic 

When one shits so hard that before, during and afterwards, your butthole has a seizure.

After eating the raw clam sandwich, my poor arse was epilrectic

Epilrectic by Schnappy pappy October 16, 2011

Epileptic Whore House

The "whore house" is a place where men go to have sex with prostitutes who suffer from epilepsy, and its bright flashing lights cause prostitutes to have uncontrollable seizures, thereby enhancing male pleasure. Sometimes, the house has special deals that include a "two for one".

While in a police station to meet his client, Saul, a lawyer, is approached by a snotty DEA agent named Hank. Hank exclaims that Saul's client has worse acting than an Epileptic Whore House, Saul responds with "Is that like the one your mom works at? Uh, is she still offering the two-for-one discount?"

Epileptic Whore House by Lalo Salamanca July 20, 2022

Epileptic Cowboy 

A sexual act which involves seven females and one male. The male performs a "shooting cowboy" maneuver whilst moving his face in such a way that replicates an epileptic fit. All this is done whilst simultaneously fingering, orally pleasuring, footing, fucking and rimming the women.

Tom: Dude how was the party last night?
Dylan: It was sick! Got 7 drunk prostitutes back to my place to do the Epileptic Cowboy!
Tom: Wow!

Epileptic Cowboy by Pecker112 November 16, 2012

ecilectic 

A crazy mix of memorable and life threatening random events experienced in an environment where things could go very wrong. An acceptable mix of eclectic situations that border on inducing some sort of epilepsy.

Holy shit bro! Not sure what happened at the pub with that crew but I have some ecilectic memories. We almost dived off the balcony in to the pool. I'm glad that chick had a bag of skittles to calm us down!

ecilectic by shittalkforreal July 17, 2018

Reverse Epileptic Contenental soldier 

some setup is nessassary, first rig some strobe lights and a high powered radio with hard core rock to a clapper system. then stitch a pillow case from a confederate flag with drawstring on one end. you will need drumsticks as well. when fuckin a chick in the ass, quickly as possible you want to put the confederate pillow case on girls head, pull drawstring tight, clap, and drum on the girls head with the drumsticks, the light, music, and impact of the drumsticks should put her in epileptic shock and put her into siezures. having her anus clamp on your penis while you finish.

i came like crazy when i pulled a Reverse Epileptic Contenental soldier on her ass!!!!

Reverse Epileptic Contenental soldier by Nicdizzle November 29, 2006

epileptic_cow

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Epileptic cow is so bad at pvp hahahaha XD epileptic_cow sux lel

epileptic_cow by leptune September 11, 2013

Epileptic Orgasm 

Having intercourse with a man or woman as they are having a seizure or waiting till they have a seizure to have intercourse.

For the best sex I don't give my partner their medication. I get an epileptic orgasm everyday

Epileptic Orgasm by Ron Brawndo1 December 11, 2013