The worst examples of the results products outcomes and side effects of dank* modern society.

*DANK is the multitask of taking a Dump and having a wANK. This is how memes are born.

President Trump is the epitomeme of society's reaction to shitty government

Dreadlocks and dubstep are the epitomeme of what is wrong about telling your children they can be anything they want when they grow up

epitomeme by 5p0ok November 19, 2016

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epitome of cool

the perfect example of cool, i.e the living breathing personified "cool"

Yeah man, he's the epitome of cool

epitome of cool by Mr. E.Nigma April 13, 2011

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epitome of the shit of me

Best at being the worst

That kid is the epitome of the shit of me at being on time.

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Epitomeat

The best possible way a certain kind of meat can be prepared

This steak is the epitomeat of cow.

Epitomeat by pavel dickgod January 17, 2008

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epitome of sexiness

someone who is so damn sexy that he just PERSONIFIES sexiness and no one else can even compare.

Daaaaamn, did you see jobi? he's like the epitome of sexiness.

epitome of sexiness by dani-L_3264 May 17, 2009

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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