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Epice
Epice by MHA_SlothGirl April 27, 2022
Related Words
epicer • epicest • epicene • EPICE • EpicEjac • EpicElijahGaming • epicella • Epicellent • Epicendencies • Epicene Effect
You be epic bowling ball
You be epic bowling ball by NO ONE OWNS THIS ACCOUNT October 9, 2019
Epic sex
Sex that is so incredibly EPIC that it transcends physical limitations and introduces women to a new realm of pleasure.
Many secret underground churches created by huge groups of women gather together to worship the men who can give epic sex.
The secret messaihs of these churches are like celebrities to the women, as they are like heroine to them since it takes one try and their hooked into the following for life.
They are into many family friendly activities like orgies and giving sex acts to the justice ranger.
The justice ranger is the nickname they give to their sex master. Also known as Julian Young.
That name is allowed on urban dictionary because it is a celebrities name.
Many secret underground churches created by huge groups of women gather together to worship the men who can give epic sex.
The secret messaihs of these churches are like celebrities to the women, as they are like heroine to them since it takes one try and their hooked into the following for life.
They are into many family friendly activities like orgies and giving sex acts to the justice ranger.
The justice ranger is the nickname they give to their sex master. Also known as Julian Young.
That name is allowed on urban dictionary because it is a celebrities name.
"Julian Young gave epic sex to mary last night. "
"Really, i thought it was ray's mom?"
"well both but shhh, its a secret"
"Really, i thought it was ray's mom?"
"well both but shhh, its a secret"
Epic sex by Notjulianyoung July 22, 2020
Epic Rap Battles of History
n: A compilation of rap battles done by famous (or infamous) individuals, examples include Adolf Hitler vs Darth Vader, Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking, and Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris. The individuals performing the battles usually have one thing in common, or one thing completely contradictory to one another.
Announcer: Epic Rap Battles of History: Benjamin Franklin VS Billy Mays BEGIN
Benjamin Franklin: I'm Big Ben Franklin and this shan't be pretty
Let me instruct you how we battle in the City of Philly
You couldn't sell Rick James a bag of crack, you're out of practice.
My victory's more certain than death or taxes.
Fact is, you're a hack whack QVC joke
You peddle soap, that cleans bird shit from my windows.
I'll craft a lyrical coffin then spit the nails in
Call me Arthur Miller son, cuz It's death of a salseman.
Billy Mays: Hi Billy Mays here with a special TV offer
Watch me crush this bald fat foppish founding father
I'll take my awesome auger, and sow your quaker oats
I'll shoot your rhymes down like a regiment of raincoats
I'm lord of the pitch, and leader in home sales.
You're just a lumpy pumpkin who invented the mail.
Benny's got kite'n key, but you're in for a shock
When I strike you with bolts from my lightning rod cock!
Benjamin Franklin: I'm Big Ben Franklin and this shan't be pretty
Let me instruct you how we battle in the City of Philly
You couldn't sell Rick James a bag of crack, you're out of practice.
My victory's more certain than death or taxes.
Fact is, you're a hack whack QVC joke
You peddle soap, that cleans bird shit from my windows.
I'll craft a lyrical coffin then spit the nails in
Call me Arthur Miller son, cuz It's death of a salseman.
Billy Mays: Hi Billy Mays here with a special TV offer
Watch me crush this bald fat foppish founding father
I'll take my awesome auger, and sow your quaker oats
I'll shoot your rhymes down like a regiment of raincoats
I'm lord of the pitch, and leader in home sales.
You're just a lumpy pumpkin who invented the mail.
Benny's got kite'n key, but you're in for a shock
When I strike you with bolts from my lightning rod cock!
Epic Rap Battles of History by I Palindrome I July 1, 2011
Epic Gamer Moment
Epic Gamer Moment by JustOneGuy12345 October 10, 2019
Epic Douche
When someone is such a fucking tool, he surpasses the previously insurmountable title of mega douche, and therefore the only adjective left is epic.
The Epic Douche is easily identifiable as being a complete dick to everyone, having an incredibly hot girlfriend he doesn't deserve, enjoys rap even though he's whiter than Elton John, wearing mostly Hollister and Abercrombie, and driving a really nice car that his parents bought him, though he calls it his own. Of course, each Epic Douche has even more dickish characteristics unique to his pathetic little existence, not just the ones above.
The Epic Douche is easily identifiable as being a complete dick to everyone, having an incredibly hot girlfriend he doesn't deserve, enjoys rap even though he's whiter than Elton John, wearing mostly Hollister and Abercrombie, and driving a really nice car that his parents bought him, though he calls it his own. Of course, each Epic Douche has even more dickish characteristics unique to his pathetic little existence, not just the ones above.
Chris: Dude, Logan is such an epic douche, he first cheated off my final, and then when Mr. Tharp asked him about it, he said I cheated off of HIM! What the fuck, dude?
Nick: I hear ya dude, a week ago he stuck his Blackberry over the stall door and took a picture while I was taking a leak, and now everyone in school knows I pee sitting down like a girl.
Chris: You do?
Nick: Yes...
(Awkward silence)
Nick: I hear ya dude, a week ago he stuck his Blackberry over the stall door and took a picture while I was taking a leak, and now everyone in school knows I pee sitting down like a girl.
Chris: You do?
Nick: Yes...
(Awkward silence)
Epic Douche by xCFHx July 25, 2009
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