EDM Producer who likes bacon and Zelda and is speculated to be a penguin. He left Monstercat because, well, nobody knows the full story, but apparently he wasn't taking the running of Monstercat as seriously as others. He has been very quiet and introverted lately but is expected to return in 2014. Long live Ephixa.
Have you heard Ephixa's new song?
What the fuck no he doesn't have a new song, but Awesome To The Max is awesome to the max!
When you have FIOS and order the entire movie package but somehow you seem to always want to watch the movie on the single movie channel "EPIX" that you somehow don't have and need to pay $9.99 a month more to have it.
Hey look, The Indiana Jones they never play on TV is on! Fuck my tits, it's the only channel I don't have! I'm fucking tired of getting EPIXed!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.