Definitions by FunkyMarcus

ephinpoestra 

A minor disagreement between neighbors in Ancient Greece. Most ephinpoestri were resolved architecturally.

Helen looked Troy's gift horse in the mouth on the second date. The ensuing ephinpoestra was mollified by erecting a column.

ephinpoestra by FunkyMarcus January 27, 2011

aquablogous 

Inflated with a sense of self-importance. Possibly bluish, slightly damp, and puffy.

1. Stop being aquablogous.

2. Don't be so aquablogous.

3. Get the towel and dry off that bluish aquablogous pufferfish.

aquablogous by FunkyMarcus January 26, 2011

allays 

Pronunciation: \ˈȯl-āz\

1. (adv.): always

2. (adv.): never

3. (trans. v., 3rd per. indic. pres.): subdues or calms

Allays I been fuckd.

allays by FunkyMarcus August 17, 2010