EDM Producer who likes bacon and Zelda and is speculated to be a penguin. He left Monstercat because, well, nobody knows the full story, but apparently he wasn't taking the running of Monstercat as seriously as others. He has been very quiet and introverted lately but is expected to return in 2014. Long live Ephixa.
Have you heard Ephixa's new song?
What the fuck no he doesn't have a new song, but Awesome To The Max is awesome to the max!
What the fuck no he doesn't have a new song, but Awesome To The Max is awesome to the max!
by DogeIsLoveDogeIsLife December 29, 2013
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after rejection from the badass leonidas, he took sides with the transexual xerxes, and then wore a funny hat and pajamas, which he much prefered to his manly spartan hot pants.
the closest thing to quasimodo and paris hilton.
after rejection from the badass leonidas, he took sides with the transexual xerxes, and then wore a funny hat and pajamas, which he much prefered to his manly spartan hot pants.
the closest thing to quasimodo and paris hilton.
spartan captain: fuck off you beast!
leonidas: sorry for my captains actions, his dick is too big for his hot pants, so to speak.
ephialtes: leonidas, let me be part of your hench army
leonidas: no, you are ugly
ephialtes: mother, father, you were wrong!!! *jumps off cliff*
leonidas: sorry for my captains actions, his dick is too big for his hot pants, so to speak.
ephialtes: leonidas, let me be part of your hench army
leonidas: no, you are ugly
ephialtes: mother, father, you were wrong!!! *jumps off cliff*
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That ephigan is enormous!
by BJ... something.... December 18, 2004
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Gracie: thats ephiam, every girl wants and any girl that dated him wants him back badly cuase he treated them so great.
Gracie: thats ephiam, every girl wants and any girl that dated him wants him back badly cuase he treated them so great.
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