Ephixa 

EDM Producer who likes bacon and Zelda and is speculated to be a penguin. He left Monstercat because, well, nobody knows the full story, but apparently he wasn't taking the running of Monstercat as seriously as others. He has been very quiet and introverted lately but is expected to return in 2014. Long live Ephixa.

Have you heard Ephixa's new song?
What the fuck no he doesn't have a new song, but Awesome To The Max is awesome to the max!

Ephixa by DogeIsLoveDogeIsLife December 29, 2013

ephialtes

character in the movie 300 by frank miller, ephialtes wanted to be in the spartan army but was too pussy to lift his sheild high enough to fit in the phalanx formation

after rejection from the badass leonidas, he took sides with the transexual xerxes, and then wore a funny hat and pajamas, which he much prefered to his manly spartan hot pants.

the closest thing to quasimodo and paris hilton.

spartan captain: fuck off you beast!
leonidas: sorry for my captains actions, his dick is too big for his hot pants, so to speak.
ephialtes: leonidas, let me be part of your hench army
leonidas: no, you are ugly
ephialtes: mother, father, you were wrong!!! *jumps off cliff*

ephialtes by lord fingelburnstein April 10, 2008

Ephinay 

A violent bowel movement caused by the overexertion of underdeveloped brain tissue.

"The fratboy thought too hard and had an ephinay"

Ephinay by Quentin tomlinson September 19, 2009

Ephix 

The child who tries act professional in Discord Servers, Also known as the biggest schmake who needs to shuuuush.

Ephix: That's a warn

9 year old spammer: Shuuuuush, you schmake

Ephix by Ya yeeeeeeeeet August 7, 2019

Ephialtes

My name so get lost!

Ephialtes is cool

Ephialtes by Nick August 25, 2003

ephigan 

Ephigan is the american version of the levianthan. But with massive weapons and other artillery.

That ephigan is enormous!

ephigan by BJ... something.... December 18, 2004

ephiam 

a noise but sexy boi with abs and that body the makes a girl fall all over her self for him

Carla; dame whos that?
Gracie: thats ephiam, every girl wants and any girl that dated him wants him back badly cuase he treated them so great.

ephiam by loveyoubaae November 4, 2014