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Worse than a schmuck. someone who does shit so stupid, calling them a schmuck is a compliment to their sheer retardation.

Mostly said by aj shabeel and child entertainers
Emannuel! Pass the ball you fucking schmake
Schmake by UrbunDic.2 September 14, 2019
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Someone that is retarded beyond imagination.
" You know (Oluwa)Seun, he's a schmake"
Schmake by Oluwaseun Oladeji December 11, 2018
Oi u likkle j bag don’t make me schmake ur marj
combination of Smoke and bake, the "ch" is just for fun.
Schmake by Sassy Schmoner May 27, 2012

schmaverick 

A person who identifies with the right wing, but knows nothing about political ideology and speaks mostly in talking points when it comes to politics. Derived from the words schmuck and maverick.
What a schmaverick. She can't name any supreme court rulings but would like to be VP.
schmaverick by nugzstradamus January 17, 2010

schmazel 

A mess that needs to be sorted out.
What a schmazel.
schmazel by B.H.C.78 March 16, 2010
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