Ephen

The best dude ever. Period. He is the definition of a genius. If he is your friend you will surely be impressed by his amazing knowledge in science and maths. Every question you ever asks him, he will answer it but in the most complicated and convoluted way possible.

Ephen is also a nerd, but more. If you ever wage a competition against him, prepare for him to try everything he can to win you in the fight. He is always amazing at what he loves to do, and excels at everything

Ephen also has great witty humour. His jokes are cleverly added into conversations and makes chatting with him so much fun.

If you are a close friend with Ephen, you will be influenced by his great wisdom, knowledge and humour. He is also really kind, caring and loyal to people who he trust. Ephen is someone really special. Fen da best.

boy 1: who do u sit next to in science exam
boy 2: i sit next to ephen
boy 1: oh ur so lucky

ephen: so we have to use this mathematical formula then use this method and this othwr equation, then apply that theory and we got the first step down, 19 more to go.
everyone else: what's that alien language

boy 1: what is 1+1?
boy 2: 2
ephen: well... not really. 1+1 is not neccesarily 2. There could be a parallel universe where people uses the binary system to count and 2 doesn't exist, or another parallel universe where math is different from our universe. A vacumn decay could also happen due to quantum tunneling, and the laws of physics changed...
boy 1 and 2: ok....

boy 1: who's your best friend?
boy 2: ephen
boy 1: woah your so lucky

boy 1: i use this strat where i...
ephen: actually, it could be 10% faster if you...

boy 1: ephen da best
ephen: nahhh

by ChezzyEfunBoi January 18, 2021