Ephen 

The best dude ever. Period. He is the definition of a genius. If he is your friend you will surely be impressed by his amazing knowledge in science and maths. Every question you ever asks him, he will answer it but in the most complicated and convoluted way possible.

Ephen is also a nerd, but more. If you ever wage a competition against him, prepare for him to try everything he can to win you in the fight. He is always amazing at what he loves to do, and excels at everything

Ephen also has great witty humour. His jokes are cleverly added into conversations and makes chatting with him so much fun.

If you are a close friend with Ephen, you will be influenced by his great wisdom, knowledge and humour. He is also really kind, caring and loyal to people who he trust. Ephen is someone really special. Fen da best.

boy 1: who do u sit next to in science exam
boy 2: i sit next to ephen
boy 1: oh ur so lucky

ephen: so we have to use this mathematical formula then use this method and this othwr equation, then apply that theory and we got the first step down, 19 more to go.
everyone else: what's that alien language

boy 1: what is 1+1?
boy 2: 2
ephen: well... not really. 1+1 is not neccesarily 2. There could be a parallel universe where people uses the binary system to count and 2 doesn't exist, or another parallel universe where math is different from our universe. A vacumn decay could also happen due to quantum tunneling, and the laws of physics changed...
boy 1 and 2: ok....

boy 1: who's your best friend?
boy 2: ephen
boy 1: woah your so lucky

boy 1: i use this strat where i...
ephen: actually, it could be 10% faster if you...

boy 1: ephen da best
ephen: nahhh

Ephen by ChezzyEfunBoi January 17, 2021

euphencitous 

Smarmy, prideful, self-important.

That euphencitous trisexual ho stole my damn prison bitch!

euphencitous by ShoYooRight March 2, 2003

Epeener 

Much related to the popular words such as Epeen and E-peen. An Epeener is an individual who almost always seems to play online games and MMO-based games exclusively to flex and increase his or her virtual "epeen" portfolio.

Guild Recruiter: " Hey man, why do you want to join our guild?".

Epeener: " Sounded like my type of people, just to let you know in EverQuest I was the first shaman to 50 and I was also in the first guild on my server to take down vox for the first time. In WoW I am a grand marshal and I was one of the first there".

Guild Recruiter: " You should fit right in, most of us are unemployed also".

Epeener by Chiram January 11, 2008

ephinpoestra 

A minor disagreement between neighbors in Ancient Greece. Most ephinpoestri were resolved architecturally.

Helen looked Troy's gift horse in the mouth on the second date. The ensuing ephinpoestra was mollified by erecting a column.

ephinpoestra by FunkyMarcus January 27, 2011

Ephany 

A person who has overcome many obstacles in life and has emerged victorious in every possible aspect of life.

Someone beautiful.

Ephany untouchable

Ephany by m a t t June 2, 2013

Epherical Space

The supernatural, factual,
hidden dimension of an earthly realm of Spirit existence. The realm where Entities, Angels and Spirits are visible while invisible to most human eyesight.

The dog was barking at the Spirit and it was clear she could see into the Epherical space inside our house.

A Squirrel running on the backyard wood fence, stopped and looked into the Epherical space and shuddered. Then was shivering.

There is Spirit presence in Epherical Space in my house whom guided witness of reveal that the VEGAS massacre was both Real murders and also a PREMEDITATED, PR Movie production that caused people to say Fake.

Epherical Space by Supernatural Spirit realm April 28, 2019

Epheratic 

One who is a genius of lies, bullshit, and falsehood. Someone who always has a bigger story, or knew a guy, or had that happen too.

Dat nigga be damn epheratic telling me about some 80 foot python.

Epheratic by Baymerica July 17, 2009