Epazoodie 

Sick, usually from something "going around", often the flu.

Don't go near Bill. He's got the epazoodie.

Epazoodie by Jonaog March 11, 2008

empazootie 

A debilitating, even crippling, cold or flu. Strong enough to take down even the mightiest of mortals. Usually passed from co-worker to co-worker until every soul in the workplace has succumbed to its unavoidable embrace.

Frank: Where's Bruce?
Roger: He's out for a few days with the empazootie}. Frank: [Hell! Stay away from me cuz you prolly just aren't feeling the symptoms yet.

empazootie by Skipping Chicken February 10, 2010

Epizoodic 

When someone gets sick

Epizoodic: a cold or the flu

Epizoodic by PsychicChainsaw July 7, 2008

Eppazoodee 

An illness that really makes you feel really bad but unknown where or what or why of the cause. Only way to get rid of it is to drink plenty liquids(preferably alcohol).

I can't make it to work. I have the Eppazoodee.

Eppazoodee by crazyardie July 2, 2018

epizooties 

Is when one walking like an Egyptian with it coming out both ends

She got food poisoning so she has the epizooties

epizooties by BrianAshleyMiller October 12, 2019