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empazootie 

A debilitating, even crippling, cold or flu. Strong enough to take down even the mightiest of mortals. Usually passed from co-worker to co-worker until every soul in the workplace has succumbed to its unavoidable embrace.
Frank: Where's Bruce?
Roger: He's out for a few days with the empazootie}. Frank: [Hell! Stay away from me cuz you prolly just aren't feeling the symptoms yet.
empazootie by Skipping Chicken February 10, 2010
Related Words

Epizoodic 

Epizoodic: a cold or the flu
Epizoodic by PsychicChainsaw July 7, 2008

Eppazoodee 

An illness that really makes you feel really bad but unknown where or what or why of the cause. Only way to get rid of it is to drink plenty liquids(preferably alcohol).
I can't make it to work. I have the Eppazoodee.
Eppazoodee by crazyardie July 2, 2018

epizooties 

Is when one walking like an Egyptian with it coming out both ends
She got food poisoning so she has the epizooties
epizooties by BrianAshleyMiller October 12, 2019
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026