empazootie

A debilitating, even crippling, cold or flu. Strong enough to take down even the mightiest of mortals. Usually passed from co-worker to co-worker until every soul in the workplace has succumbed to its unavoidable embrace.

Frank: Where's Bruce?
Roger: He's out for a few days with the empazootie}.
Frank: Hell! Stay away from me cuz you prolly just aren't feeling the symptoms yet.

by Skipping Chicken February 10, 2010

Epazoodie

Sick, usually from something "going around", often the flu.

Don't go near Bill. He's got the epazoodie.

by Jonaog March 11, 2008

epizooties

Is when one walking like an Egyptian with it coming out both ends

She got food poisoning so she has the epizooties

by BrianAshleyMiller October 12, 2019