Definitions by Jonaog

Aging like a president 

Aging more rapidly than normal due to stress and over-working, the same as Presidents, who seem to age prematurely while they're in office.

I've been working so hard, and you can tell by looking at me because I'm aging like a president.

My boyfriend is causing me so much stress, I'm aging like a president.

Aging like a president by JonaOG October 15, 2009

Epazoodie 

Sick, usually from something "going around", often the flu.

Don't go near Bill. He's got the epazoodie.

Epazoodie by Jonaog March 11, 2008

Dad gum 

A two-word swear that substitutes for a more offensive two-word swear that ends in damn.

I hurt my dad gum finger opening that jar of pigs feet.

Dad gum by Jonaog March 11, 2008

shorts 

Midwest elderly slang for boxer shorts. Mainly used by older folks, nearly always white boxers.

You can't go out there like that to get the paper. You're in your shorts.

shorts by Jonaog March 11, 2008

Old Betsey 

Older mans' name for his car, or sometimes cane or walker. It's the thing that gets him around. Thought to be a derivation of a name originally referring to a horse.

Dad's still getting around pretty good with old betsey.

Old Betsey by Jonaog March 11, 2008