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Eoghainn 

A seshaholic, a follower of christopher lee in the manner of Big Lez. A sick cunt who enjoys a posh wank with his vape. A man capable of non-stop sesh. An aficionado of the finest narcotics. A man whose first language is scottish gaelic and his second is the language of the gaff. A man who is now on the sex offenders register for excessive vaping. The source of all sabbath seshing in his home parish. On the weekends, a Eoghainn will work as a minister or priest of Lee, spreading the doctrine of our lord and savory.
He keeps on going because he's Eoghainn.
Eoghainn by Ninn Foakes February 5, 2018
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Beautiful, sexy and caring man. (and utterly adorable)
Good gods that Eoghain is sexy!!
Eoghain by pure_damn_crazy April 3, 2009
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Eoghain is pretty cute.
Eoghain by TheRussianSpy August 28, 2022
Retarded Gaelic spelling of ‘Ewan’ or ‘Euan’. Known to have a penchant for self mutilation through copious amounts of tattoos and piercings. Most happy when strumming a guitar or vegetating in front of the TV for days on end. General cleanliness somewhat lacking.
Yo that dude's got sick tats and knows how to strum guitar.

Yeah, he's so Eoghann, just avoid his cesspit bedroom.
Eoghann by 123fakename February 9, 2014
Someone who is an absolute dick head but is funny when he chills tf out, and has kissed men (specificly a ginger man)

Synonym: Gay
person1 : is that a twink
person2: no thats just Eoghain
Eoghain by the collest person ever February 5, 2024

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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