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Retarded Gaelic spelling of ‘Ewan’ or ‘Euan’. Known to have a penchant for self mutilation through copious amounts of tattoos and piercings. Most happy when strumming a guitar or vegetating in front of the TV for days on end. General cleanliness somewhat lacking.
Yo that dude's got sick tats and knows how to strum guitar.

Yeah, he's so Eoghann, just avoid his cesspit bedroom.
Eoghann by 123fakename February 9, 2014
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An extremely handsome man, very intelligent, with an impeccable personality. He's truly a very special guy and once you get to know him, he'll cease to amaze you each day with his rare brilliant heart. Incredibly handsome, sensual, talented and has a deep interest in the universe which inspires you to learn too. He'll change your world to make it better. He's always there to lend you strength, hope during hardship. He might not think he's worthy of the world, but truth to be told, he deserves much more, he deserves the universe. An uber funny guy, he will make you laugh with his addictive humor. He loves music and receives peace from lyrics and melodies. His love's incredible. He may not show it, but he is a super loving and passionate person. He may appear withdrawn, but you must take time to know him because he will make your life a better place. His love is heartfelt and sincere, that no amount can feel too much. He will stun you with how much he cares. He's the man you can't imagine life without. He's a person you'll spend your days thinking about, wanting to speak to, care for, be there for. He's been through so much yet has a fighting spirit. You will adore, admire and love him. He should never be hurt or upset only protected. You'll want to be there for him through thick and thin no matter what. A man like this will make you feel like you've never felt before. You'll want to be everything he desires so you can always see him happy some more
That guy is simply amazing, how could you ever hurt someone like Eoghan?
Eoghan by OreoBoii February 18, 2019
Beautiful, sexy and caring man. (and utterly adorable)
Good gods that Eoghain is sexy!!
Eoghain by pure_damn_crazy April 3, 2009
Is a big fucking bastard with a huge dick he is beautiful in every way and he knows how to talk to women he loves others as he loves himself and doesn’t take any shit if someone gives him shit he snaps them in half
Look at him he’s such an Eoghan.
Eoghan by Shao July 30, 2019
he is such an "eoghan"
Eoghan by eoghan12345 April 21, 2007

Eoghainn 

A seshaholic, a follower of christopher lee in the manner of Big Lez. A sick cunt who enjoys a posh wank with his vape. A man capable of non-stop sesh. An aficionado of the finest narcotics. A man whose first language is scottish gaelic and his second is the language of the gaff. A man who is now on the sex offenders register for excessive vaping. The source of all sabbath seshing in his home parish. On the weekends, a Eoghainn will work as a minister or priest of Lee, spreading the doctrine of our lord and savory.
He keeps on going because he's Eoghainn.
Eoghainn by Ninn Foakes February 5, 2018
Eòghan is the sort of person, that is nice, but also annoying.

5 facts about a Eòghan is:

He is bisexual,

He is Irish,

He loves himself,

He is annoying,

He is a socialist.

If anyone called Eòghan has a crush on you, don’t exactly say no, just be careful lol.

Jk, he is nice.
I was bored. So I made this definision. Eòghan lol.
Eòghan by Clever_Pheasant November 7, 2020
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