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Early Onset Grumpiness
As access to information became unbridled, and he could see all the world's problems, the Doctors diagnosed the 39 year old man with Early Onset Grumpiness or, EOG.
EOG by dillsharkfin September 23, 2019
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A terrifying beast of a miniature dog that resembles its owner in ugliness and appearance.
Those eogs are looking at me.
Eog by dogbootay October 30, 2023
An extremely handsome man, very intelligent, with an impeccable personality. He's truly a very special guy and once you get to know him, he'll cease to amaze you each day with his rare brilliant heart. Incredibly handsome, sensual, talented and has a deep interest in the universe which inspires you to learn too. He'll change your world to make it better. He's always there to lend you strength, hope during hardship. He might not think he's worthy of the world, but truth to be told, he deserves much more, he deserves the universe. An uber funny guy, he will make you laugh with his addictive humor. He loves music and receives peace from lyrics and melodies. His love's incredible. He may not show it, but he is a super loving and passionate person. He may appear withdrawn, but you must take time to know him because he will make your life a better place. His love is heartfelt and sincere, that no amount can feel too much. He will stun you with how much he cares. He's the man you can't imagine life without. He's a person you'll spend your days thinking about, wanting to speak to, care for, be there for. He's been through so much yet has a fighting spirit. You will adore, admire and love him. He should never be hurt or upset only protected. You'll want to be there for him through thick and thin no matter what. A man like this will make you feel like you've never felt before. You'll want to be everything he desires so you can always see him happy some more
That guy is simply amazing, how could you ever hurt someone like Eoghan?
Eoghan by OreoBoii February 18, 2019
Beautiful, sexy and caring man. (and utterly adorable)
Good gods that Eoghain is sexy!!
Eoghain by pure_damn_crazy April 3, 2009
eoge is just eoge
he is just a eoge
Is a big fucking bastard with a huge dick he is beautiful in every way and he knows how to talk to women he loves others as he loves himself and doesn’t take any shit if someone gives him shit he snaps them in half
Look at him he’s such an Eoghan.
Eoghan by Shao July 30, 2019
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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