To be victimized by a sociopath that will say and do anything to to get their way or revenge.
"She will not stop calling and txting me until I give her money that she says I owe her for drinks I never had! so I gave her the money to shut her up." You have just been Enzered
When your girlfriend buys you beer, she is enbeered to you! You will immediately look at her with love. A very enbeering thing to do. (endeared)
"You won't believe that my girlfriend thought to buy me beer before the bottle store closed!"
"Really, that is so thoughtful."
"Yes I am enbeered to her for life, what and enbeering quality!"
"Right on."
a person, place, action or thing that is loveable, sweet or somewhat cute.
"Oh, he got you a teddy bear for Valentines?" The girl said with a smile.
"That's so cute!"
Her best friend chuckled.
"Yes, I did find it rather endeering."
A person, action, thing or location that could be found to be sweet, romantic, lovable or cute.
The girl squealed,
"Oh, your boyfriend got you a box of your favourite chocolates for Valentines? That's so sweet of him!"
A chuckle came from her best friend,
"Yes, I did find it rather endeering."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!