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Enita:
The most perfect girl in the universe. Shes funny smart beautiful and the coolest and most amazing girl you'll ever meet. If you are ever lucky enough to date one you should never let her go. The reason being that that they are very rare and one of a kind. Side effects of being near her include uncontrollable happiness a distinct feeling of being unworthy and or undeserving of her company and a disbelief that someone this amazing could even exist.
man 1: dude i'm dating Enita

man 2: you lucky son of a bitch

man 1: damn straight
Enita by SenitaMoo January 9, 2010
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A good looking male or female. Funny and likes laughing always. They could be mysterious sometimes but they're cool. Good sense of humour is their forte. Smart and attractive. They're bad boys or girls when they need to be. On other days, they're just simple and easy going.
Don't be boring. Be an Enitan
Enitan by Prince Marshall February 2, 2020
a wonderful girl with beautiful manners who never gives up on her friends! she makes everyone happy and has a very nice jaw line, only thing is that she isn't very confident.
elitza is wonderful!
elitza by lovin'itt June 1, 2017
Enithan is a camel from the Egyptian desert. His breath is terrible but yet somehow he has alot of friends. Enithan loves to play basketball but is shit at it. he also does vey wierd things sometime but at the end of the day he is still my camel friend.
my name is Enithan
enithan by kool kid j February 15, 2018

Enitharmon

The resident dominatrix in the basement of The Republic of Heaven. She will punish you.
I'd like to go to The Republic of Heaven, but I'm so scared of Enitharmon and her whip!
Enitharmon by Occulter December 17, 2004
Literally the definition of Crazy fun, Wowie. Boss ass bitch
Jaden: Fuck gio he has an eniza
Gio:>:3
Eniza: I'm fucking over you bye.
Jaden: *cries in corner because he got rejected for once*
eniza by wowi3 June 5, 2018
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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