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libido-engulfed 

When you are consumed by an insatiable appetite for sex/masturbation 24/7 x365.2425 days a year.
Tom: So, I recorded my incidences of masturbation over a 1 week period and discovered that I masturbate 11.4 times per day on average.

Jerry: WTF, dude? Has your mind been completely libido-engulfed? I don't think that's normal.

Tom: You have no idea, dude.
libido-engulfed by Bad C dev August 1, 2022

engulfedwater55 

A epic gamer who says knee gear and has a friend called barney who likes children and a epic gamer best friend Dig
There once was a peach that got ran over EngulfedWater55
engulfedwater55 by Euuu December 31, 2019

father-engulfer 

A "politically correct" alternative to "motherfucker", apparently for using when you want to swear at a woman. (Yes, apparently, you can be PC and still swear - as long as you don't imply a masculine standard of sexual normality by using male-gendered swear-words against women).

It implies the "engulfing" of the dick in the fanny.

Actually, I think this is quite a cool insult, PC or not. It is especially good because you can use it against PC people.

c.f. father-encloser.
Oh fuck off, you stupid PC father-engulfer!
father-engulfer by Andy April 27, 2004

Engilfed 

Getting smothered to death by the wrinkly sag of 2-3 grannies
"Our Dave's passed away last week"

"Oh shit how's that happened"

"Engilfed"
Engilfed by Mannyfrommodernfamily October 25, 2014

Cock Engulfer 

Insult to describe someone who's addicted to cocksucking. Also an insult for someone that acts in a submissive way, basically kissing ass so hard they might as well be inhaling it. This is for that person who's desperate to please, willing to do anything (even the dumbest shit) just to get on someone’s good side.
Mary is such a cock engulfer... She's always slutting around in search for a cock to engulf herself in.

Dave will do anything for a promotion—he's such a cock engulfer for the boss.
Cock Engulfer by snipazz November 21, 2024
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piddlefart

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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