Englishian 

One who prides him/herself of mastery of the English language in its purest form. The term is often prefixed with the origin, as in "he's an American Englishian" or "she was a widely published British Englishian".

Looking for more background info, history of the movement, etc.

"Englishians have repeatedly denounced the term 'monetize' as an English word."

Englishian by kavehg March 18, 2010

Englishit 

A (wo)man from England who breaks your heart. A jerk, douchebag, mofo from England.
Originally used by Fingal.

"That guy over there is a real Englishit."

Englishit by Fingal O'Flaherty November 8, 2011

ENGLISHISIZE 

ENG-LISH-I-SIZE
When a friend or somebody who you are talking to doesn’t make any sense and you want them to explain what they mean, or what the heck they are talking about

Nerd:(Insert nerdy thing that only nerds understand)
You: ENGLISHISIZE
Nerd:(Insert something that regular people understand)

ENGLISHISIZE by Insertdead2013wordlikeyolo June 28, 2017

englishping

An abused child who likes to clean people in minecraft.

Stats.
Toxic 100.
Braincells 2.

englishping is an idiot

englishping by 20PI March 27, 2020

An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman 

A collection of jokes known mostly by residents of the United Kingdom which involve a man from England, Scotland and Ireland. The jokes are commonly long and end up with the Irishman being made a fool of or making the pun of the joke.

The jokes rarely involve Wales. Lucky Buggers.

An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are all invited to a Christmas party. In order to get into the party, they must bring something relevant with Christmas. On the day, the Scotsman turns up with a Christmas tree, so he is allowed in. The Englishman turns up and brings a cracker, so he allowed in aswell. Eventually the Irishman turns up also, holding a pair of ladies underwear. The guard at the door asks him, "What have they got to do with Christmas?"

The Irishman replies, "They're Carols".

An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman by Mcmacmucsons January 8, 2009

Dirty Englishman 

One must either brew, or mix, his tea in the girl's vagina. This is the most primitive form of teabagging in its most literal form. Once the tea of choice has been properly made, enjoy the rewards and have a sip of the Dirty Englishman.

At tea time I gave me girl a dirty englishman, she mixed it up real well. Next time I'm going to need a Filthy Crumpet

Dirty Englishman by Grant Norris (GNJ) August 1, 2006

Englishing 

To speak English.

I am not Englishing very well today

Englishing by How Cliché June 25, 2018