A collection of jokes known mostly by residents of the United Kingdom which involve a man from England, Scotland and
Ireland. The jokes are commonly long and end up with the Irishman being made a fool of or making the
pun of the joke.
The jokes rarely involve
Wales. Lucky Buggers.
An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are all invited to a Christmas party. In order to get into the party, they must bring something relevant with
Christmas. On the day, the Scotsman turns up with a Christmas
tree, so he is allowed in. The Englishman turns up and brings a cracker, so he allowed in aswell. Eventually the Irishman turns up also, holding a pair of ladies underwear. The guard at the door asks him, "What have they got to do with
Christmas?"
The Irishman replies, "They're Carols".