English Dictionary 

The opposite of Urban Dictionary

Instead of slangs, it contains words we are too stupid to understand.

English Dictionary on Motor Boat
A fast boat that can be accelerated by pulling a string on its engine.

Urban Dictionary on Motor Boat
Titi drown bitches

English Dictionary by Matthew the Alchemist October 11, 2013

English Dictionary 

To the average Grammar Nazi, this is a holy scripture

Grammar Nazi: "Did you misuse an apostrophe? Go to church and read the English dictionary."

English Dictionary by IntergalactalEnergy July 29, 2023

No Oxford-English-Dictionary October 

During the month of October, you CAN NOT look at or read a Oxford-English-Dictionary.

Remember, it is No Oxford-English-Dictionary October, dont read it!

No Oxford-English-Dictionary October by xboxplayer10431 October 3, 2023

Oxford English Dictionary 

A lexicographic wonder comprising 20 volumes of mostly abstruse words, from the graveyard of the English language, in which old gentleman of Anglo-Saxon origin refer to as a conversation piece when drinking their tea with their cronies and chaps; sometimes it is actually referred to promote dry erudite works of literature.

"Jeeves" could you bring me volume 14 from the Oxford English Dictionary?" "There is a word from Shakespeare, of which I am not quite sure."

Oxford English Dictionary by Luddz January 31, 2015

Oxford English Dictionary 

The height of lexical resources.

If I'm not sure about the definition of a word, I might check the Oxford English Dictionary for an accurate and in-depth definition.

Oxford English Dictionary by WordLover731 November 18, 2009

john oliver's english dictionary 

a mediocre or unsatisfying handjob

that john oliver's english dictionary has left me unsatisfied

john oliver's english dictionary by Manthing007 December 11, 2008

Napkin to English Dictionary 

A dictionary invented by Cami, the ever-powerful zombie ninja-fairy.

This dictionary is still being written.

Cami is the only known person able to speak fluent napkin.
Therefore, the only one eligible to write the Napkin to English Dictionary.

Napkin to English Dictionary by Cami (Is cooler than you) March 18, 2007