Englehood 

The area on the wrong side of the tracks (literally across the railroad tracks) in Englewood, New Jersey. Not exactly a respectable place. Lotsa drugs, booze, and scary black people.

Joe: I'm going down to Englehood for some Kennedy Fried Chicken

Fred: Damn man! Don't get shot!

Englehood by dwightschruteenglewood March 8, 2009

Englehood 

Englehood is the luxurious area of the Englewood area famous for the many celebrities from there. It houses many luxurious condominium complexes such as the world-famous O Block. Englehood is also notorious for its safety with constant security patrols provided by the BD Security Agency. There are also many firework duels on 63rd which make for a beautiful show every week.

Person 1: Nah I'm not coming to Englewood that shit whack
Person 2: Nah chill I'm from Englehood
Person 1: Say no more!

Englehood by Indian Keef November 16, 2020

Englewood

The most ghetto neighborhood in all of Chicago. It is known for having a high murder rate. Its unemployment rate is 35%. Stay away from Englewood at night unless you like getting shot. It's filled with gangs and drugs dealers. You haven't seen ghetto until you've seen this place. It needs some serious improvement.

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Englewood by you iz dope January 19, 2012

west englewood 

Located about 10 miles southwest of Chicago, it is the true definition of the hood and is primarily the worst area in Chicago. The crime is some of the highest in Illinois and the income levels are some of the lowest. Stay away from this place.

"Did you hear about the shooting in west englewood"
"Which one? The one last night or this morning?"

west englewood by LoBrendan June 27, 2017

Englewood

A half rich, half ghetto town.
Once you cross the train tracks on Palisade Ave, it becomes a whole new town. The people who live up in the hills are rich and have spoiled kids who all go to private school, and the ethnic makeup of the residents of the "Hills" are 60% White, 15% Latino 5% Asian and 10% Black.
The Ghetto, aka "Englehood" sucks. Its home to 70% black,20% Latino, 19% Asian and 1% White. Unless you have a gun, stay out of here.

Guy: Ok, Ill pick you up at 10, where do you live?
Girl: Englewood
Guy: Oh I see, I cant go out with you. Im not allowed in Englehood
Girl: No! Dont worry! I live on the Hills!

Englewood by Caitiee December 9, 2008

Academies @ Englewood 

A school located in Englewood, NJ in which some of the smartest kids in Bergen County walk amongst the most ghetto students from the school it shares an eye-appealing campus with, Dwight Morrow High School. The admissions process is highly selective, and although it is much easier to be admitted than the untouchable Bergen County Academies, the curriculum in both schools are similar. Unless you are prepared to be graded harshly, be loaded down with at least two hours of homework per night, and face vicious teachers you will never forget, do not apply here. Despite the time consuming work, you are guaranteed to meet true friends here that you will never forget, and will keep you laughing through your hardest days. By the time these students graduate, they have far exceeded the NJ credit requirements, giving ample opportunities for college acceptances. Also, do not come here in hope of playing for a well-known sports team, no one cares about the athletics here, everyone is too busy focusing on Mock Trial or the Dr. John Grieco Scholarship Fund.

8th Grader 1: Hey where are YOU going to high school next year?

8th Grader 2: The Academies @ Englewood!

8th Grader 1: Damn, you gonna be loaded down with work.

8th Grader 2: Yeah I know. /: But it will be worth it when I graduate, and I hear everyone's nice!

Academies @ Englewood by Blawndness February 24, 2011

englewood

Englewood is a small city in bergen county, New Jersey. For all you idiots who keep saying calling englewood "englehood" and "the hills"... you're all ass holes. You probably have never travelled past the tracks and have no right to call it that. I'm a white upper middle class citizen living on the "other side of the tracks" and attended private school all my life. I can say first hand this is absolutely not a dangerous place. just because there are black and hispanic people who live on the other side doesnt mean you need a fucking gun. and my best friend who is black lives in what you call "the hills." the last person to shoot a gun in englewood was a disturbed white guy living in a mansion on "the hills." get your facts straight.

kelly: My mom said not to cross the tracks in englewood or I'll get shot by mean ethnic men.
me: shut up dumb racist bitch. Shove your chanel bag up your ass, and shut the fuck up.

englewood by boat5678 January 2, 2010