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happy ending hands 

The smoothest and softest of hands that result in the happiest of endings.

See happy ending.
Mary Jane's hands are so ridiculously soft I jizzed my pants. They were like happy ending hands...
happy ending hands by Pap¡ July 13, 2016
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Enemigna 

When a person receiving and/or giving an enema isn't sure of the contents of said enema bag
Horatio was unsure of his situation as he received an enemigna in a Hatian Hospital
Enemigna by jrky March 2, 2009
baddest bitch to exist literally such an icon and has lots of friends also everyone loves her
"who is that perfect girl?"
"it must be eneviev"
eneviev by lan69420 April 11, 2020

Emediong 

A person with a heart of gold. Extremely kind and always compassionate.
Puts others before herself, but still manages to have a thoughtful opinion and holds true to her beliefs.
The best girlfriend one could ever ask for but could be very stubborn Beautiful Inside and out. Impeccably dressed. Extremely intelligent. Could talk to her for hours about nothing.
Very mature for her age. She knows what she wants and how to get it.

Someone you will always want to have by your side-your life will change once you meet her.
I need an Emediong in my life.
Emediong by Dav Mencer February 3, 2020
A pretty girl with ambition, people usually sleep on her but she really bad asf👅,she has a good heart gives great advice and can be the best friend or girlfriend
I don't know about you but Endiyah look bad today.
endiyah by losthaven December 27, 2016
Cute, nice and awesome as a friend and better as a girlfriend. She's the best person you'll know and she loves to talk. If your dating an Eneida your a lucky person. She'll melt your heart like butter and laugh with you until the end.
Boy1.Hey is that Eneida?
Boy2.Ya, she's so cute and so nice, isn't she perfect
Eneida by Totally not a stalker. March 17, 2017
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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