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EnderJed 

A sexy mother fucker, with lovely vocabulary skills. Will make you feel a little dumb at times but he means well. Mixed signals out the ass!
I'd fuck EnderJed, no doubts!
EnderJed by Vghu7 December 16, 2024
Words you can keep
A pompous twiggy cunt who’s voice pisses me off more then nails on a chalk bored
I have an announcement to make @Enderjed pompous twiggy cunt who’s voice pisses me off more then nails on a chalk bored I could snap him over one knee but with how tall he is one fall would do that for me
Enderjed by Axiolot November 8, 2025
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His name is a spark in the quiet of night,
A soft-spoken star with a fiercely warm light.
In every moment, in every word you’ve said,
My heart finds a home in you, dear Enderjed.
You turn the ordinary into something new,
Coloring my days in your gentlest hue.
I never knew love could feel so widespread—
Until I felt safe in your arms, Enderjed.
So here is my promise, simple and true:
My heart beats steady, always for you.
In every tomorrow that lies ahead,
I’ll love him deeper, my sweet Enderjed.
I love Enderjed alot
Enderjed by DemenciaVA November 30, 2025
To endure challenges and over come them with wit and precision.
You fought the battle and Endered your way to victory!
Endered by zizithecat July 31, 2019

EnderJRD 

TWW user. Responds poorly to threads. Pwnt by Ducksauce

See dumbass
Did you see that dumbass on TWW?
Who? EnderJRD?
EnderJRD by Andrew March 3, 2005

Enderjeta 

Enderjeta is a very agressive woman who usually go out with a knife in her pocket. If you have an Enderjeta in your life don't upset her, unless you want to die in atrocious suffering. In her head, she's very kind and cute, in reality she's a real monster. She might seems shy at first but don't be fooled, she's really not. Despite all this, I have to admit that sometimes she can be generous and will pay for your bus ticket for example. She's very proud of her home country and will do everything to come back.
Enderjeta, stop hitting me !
Enderjeta you scare me.
Enderjeta by scanderbeg4ever November 22, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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