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game emotes
game emotes is only served for 2 purposes:
1 - toxic bulls*** when they kill you or smth
2 - when the game ends
1 - toxic bulls*** when they kill you or smth
2 - when the game ends
kid: OMG I DID A MIDAIR NOSCOPE 100 MILE AWAY HEADSHOT AND IM DOMINATING BY 100 KILLS -default dances-
17 year old: no one wants to see your cringe game emotes
17 year old: no one wants to see your cringe game emotes
game emotes by backwards_cones March 4, 2021
Related Words
emotes • emotesation • emotesticle • game emotes • emote seam • Emote Smith • Egotesticle • Egotestical • emotistical • emoness
erotespondence
she was late to work after a late night online with her erotespondent
he found it hard to type while erotesponding due to frenetic manual multi-tasking
chat rooms are venues for blatant erotespondence
he found it hard to type while erotesponding due to frenetic manual multi-tasking
chat rooms are venues for blatant erotespondence
erotespondence by Anthony Sheppard December 28, 2005
emotisode
OMG so my boo just send me the grossest emotisode of a shart. It was a finger with the OK sign, followed by a fart cloud followed by a poo emoji. Ewwww!
emotisode by hello world champion April 25, 2015
emotenuse
Derived from the mathematical term "hypotenuce," it is the longest side of the right-angle triangle formed by the standard emo haircut; the sloped line covering one or both eyes created by the backward, angular mullet favored by emo clones.
The length of an emo crybaby's emotenuce can be calculated with the formula A squared plus B squared equals C squared; C being the variable representing the length of the emotenuse.
emotenuse by Marcus Solomon November 8, 2007
emotetry
emotetry by screaminian January 22, 2011
Emotistical
someone who acts like a girl over the internet ussually full of themselves while not having a highschool diploma or ged.. also see Beefcaike
Emotistical by gnarlydewd May 3, 2009
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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