Derived from the mathematical term "hypotenuce," it is the longest side of the right-angle triangle formed by the standard emo haircut; the sloped line covering
one or both eyes created by the backward, angular
mullet favored by
emo clones.
The length of an
emo crybaby's emotenuce can be calculated with the formula A squared
plus B squared equals C squared;
C being the variable representing the length of the emotenuse.