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A select group of absolute hipocrites who used to be Emo, listening to Bright Eyes, jammin' needles in their arm and crying about everything, who one day snapped out of it, and decided that the only way to make up for being such miserable pieces of garbage was to start a punk rock band and begin knocking everything they used to listen to and act like they never did it. Emorpho's are usually in their mid 20's to 30's but still act like they're in high school.
Brian threw a fit on stage and quit my Emo band, years later i was in a rock n' roll band and we let Brian join. Now it is a shitty punk rock band because Brian's too eager to prove to the world what he's not and knock everything else. He is so Emorpho.
Emorpho by Non-Linear Minded Driller December 14, 2008
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emophobe 

Somebody who has a phobia of emo music/emolicious kids. Often considers themselves a hardcore metal fan.
My friend Andy is such an emophobe.
emophobe by schnikkiandjosh May 9, 2005
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The hatred of people who are emo
I am in love with joe because we are both emophobic
Emophobic by The emo hater 12 December 20, 2021

emophobia 

(n) the fear of emo, suicide and/or bad comb-overs.
After the Fall Out Boy concert, i had a strong feeling of emophobia.
emophobia by Cocker December 8, 2005

Emophobia 

Emophobia is the fear or discrimination against persons considered as being Emo.
Emophobic refers to a person who diaproves the way Emos wear or live they life.
::That guy over there, he's realy not into Emo. I think he has some kind of Emophobia.He's Emophobic.. ::
Emophobia by RetroVerse December 9, 2008

emorrhoids 

The name used to classify the cuts that an emo makes on his/her ass.
Guy 1: Hey, that emo kid's been sticking that razor on his butt repeatedly, you think he's shaving?
Guy2: Nah, man, he's getting himself some emorrhoids!
A combination of two words:

1) Emo (an abbreviation of the word emotion) and;

2) Phobic (an irrational fear of or aversion to something.)

Emophobia occurs when someone has a phobia of creating negative emotions in other people.

(Emophobic parents are possibly the catalyst to the entitlement generation.)
Jack is such an emophobic parent, whenever his child, Sophie, doesn't get what she wants she starts crying and Jack suddenly caves in and gives Sophie whatever she wants.

Joe suffers from emophobia, whenever he has to confront someone at work on a difficult subject, he always tries to avoid dealing with it.
Emophobic by ScienceAndArt July 9, 2015