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Emoloyee

Short form for "emo employees". Typically such people have constant problems with everyone and everything at work. Therefore they get desperate and become called "emo employees".
Damn it! I got disconnected from the work VPN connection and my computer CPU is at 100%. I am a true emoloyee...
by OriginOfTruth January 10, 2024
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Ave employees

Tard ass employees who work at The Ave who have a metal rod stuck up their ass and get butthurt over tiny ass shit. They scared as shit because they don't want the work and they just run away and just report everything like bastards. Ave employees also classify as avetards just like their residents. *The GIF below is a good representation of all their employees*
The Ave got butthurt about getting called an avetard and the Ave employees reported because they're little bitches.
by TurnM3Up January 24, 2020
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Low Level Employee

The ongoing IRS scandal, the Planned Parenthood scandals, ACORN etc

"Not my fault! It was those damn low level employees!"
by marshland June 1, 2013
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Zara Employee

They are tech extremists coming to doom the Mongolians. They travel in Mach 2.6 kilometers. Their main motivation is to corrupt the Rare Fish market and steal all the uncles.
Person 1: Dude I just met this Zara Employee
Person 2: SHIT I GOTTA GO SAVE MY FISHES
by Beaksss November 3, 2022
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Employee Status

Being the type of person (loser/average) that will end up being an employee as opposed to a "boss". Usually used to demean someone else and to make the point that they are inferior to you.
Wow that guy is such a fucking loser. Employee status for life.
by Senvik May 16, 2011
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employeet

dude 1: yo i just got employeeted from my job

dude 2: oofers
by Eboshi_Ren August 16, 2019
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Employees Only Room

A room employees do to have lunch, get a drink, have sex, masturbate, and anal sex. I’m calling the cops now
by OneFuckingMachete October 3, 2019
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