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emoployee 

1. Noun (derogatory). An overly dramatic, emotional, narcissistic and/or self-centered person who has been employed by a company or an individual in exchange for financial or other compensation.

2. An emo with a job.
Emoployee: But this task is HARD and all of the rest of you are STUPID! Why does everyone HATE me? I've been in this industry for over 3 MONTHS so I know EVERYTHING and can do everyone's job better than they can! What deadline? *cries*

Manager: Quit your whining and get back to work, emoployee!
emoployee by infuz May 27, 2008
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Ave employees 

Tard ass employees who work at The Ave who have a metal rod stuck up their ass and get butthurt over tiny ass shit. They scared as shit because they don't want the work and they just run away and just report everything like bastards. Ave employees also classify as avetards just like their residents. *The GIF below is a good representation of all their employees*
The Ave got butthurt about getting called an avetard and the Ave employees reported because they're little bitches.
Ave employees by TurnM3Up January 24, 2020

Low Level Employee 

The ongoing IRS scandal, the Planned Parenthood scandals, ACORN etc

"Not my fault! It was those damn low level employees!"

Zara Employee 

They are tech extremists coming to doom the Mongolians. They travel in Mach 2.6 kilometers. Their main motivation is to corrupt the Rare Fish market and steal all the uncles.
Person 1: Dude I just met this Zara Employee
Person 2: SHIT I GOTTA GO SAVE MY FISHES
Zara Employee by Beaksss November 3, 2022

Employee Status 

Being the type of person (loser/average) that will end up being an employee as opposed to a "boss". Usually used to demean someone else and to make the point that they are inferior to you.
Wow that guy is such a fucking loser. Employee status for life.
Employee Status by Senvik May 16, 2011
dude 1: yo i just got employeeted from my job

dude 2: oofers
employeet by Eboshi_Ren August 16, 2019

Employees Only Room 

A room employees do to have lunch, get a drink, have sex, masturbate, and anal sex. I’m calling the cops now