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1. Noun (derogatory). An overly dramatic, emotional, narcissistic and/or self-centered person who has been employed by a company or an individual in exchange for financial or other compensation.

2. An emo with a job.

Emoployee: But this task is HARD and all of the rest of you are STUPID! Why does everyone HATE me? I've been in this industry for over 3 MONTHS so I know EVERYTHING and can do everyone's job better than they can! What deadline? *cries*

Manager: Quit your whining and get back to work, emoployee!

emoployee by infuz May 27, 2008

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Ave employees

Tard ass employees who work at The Ave who have a metal rod stuck up their ass and get butthurt over tiny ass shit. They scared as shit because they don't want the work and they just run away and just report everything like bastards. Ave employees also classify as avetards just like their residents. *The GIF below is a good representation of all their employees*

The Ave got butthurt about getting called an avetard and the Ave employees reported because they're little bitches.

Ave employees by TurnM3Up January 24, 2020

Low Level Employee

Liberals' favorite scapegoat

The ongoing IRS scandal, the Planned Parenthood scandals, ACORN etc

"Not my fault! It was those damn low level employees!"

Low Level Employee by marshland June 1, 2013

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Zara Employee

They are tech extremists coming to doom the Mongolians. They travel in Mach 2.6 kilometers. Their main motivation is to corrupt the Rare Fish market and steal all the uncles.

Person 1: Dude I just met this Zara Employee
Person 2: SHIT I GOTTA GO SAVE MY FISHES

Zara Employee by Beaksss November 3, 2022

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Employee Status

Being the type of person (loser/average) that will end up being an employee as opposed to a "boss". Usually used to demean someone else and to make the point that they are inferior to you.

Wow that guy is such a fucking loser. Employee status for life.

Employee Status by Senvik May 16, 2011

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employeet

to be fucking fired

dude 1: yo i just got employeeted from my job

dude 2: oofers

employeet by Eboshi_Ren August 16, 2019

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Employees Only Room

A room employees do to have lunch, get a drink, have sex, masturbate, and anal sex. I’m calling the cops now

Employees Only Room yes

Employees Only Room by OneFuckingMachete October 3, 2019

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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